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Flash Movie Review: The American Society of Magical Negroes

WHEN WE HAVE GUESTS OVER, WHETHER for a drink, a meal, dessert or just to socialize, no matter how I am feeling, I want them to have the best time. It does not matter if I have a headache or am nervous or dealing with some unrelated issue in my life, I willingly do everything I can to make our guests feel comfortable enough to take their shoes off, go to the refrigerator to take out something to drink, plop down on the sofa, put their feet up and relax. There is such joy I experience when guests can just be themselves and let themselves go into the experience without any reservations. My goal is to accommodate their needs, even the ones they do not recognize yet. This is why I always bake a variety of desserts or entrees, because I want them to find something they would absolutely love to eat and to eat it with abandon. It is hard to describe the feelings this gives me; something about creating from beginning to end a relaxed, pleasing environment that gives me a sense of accomplishment. Maybe because I did not always stick with things, whether by choice or not, to their conclusions when growing up, I now love having that feeling of creating an entire experience from beginning to end and it is something I want to do.      ANOTHER POSSIBILITY ON WHY I FEEL this way is because I know what it is like not to show your true feelings, having to act in a certain way whether you like it or not. During the rougher years of my schooling, I was always on my guard not to do anything that would draw the attention of bullies. I could be sitting at a table in the school lunchroom with my friends and remain subdued or quiet while they could laugh and joke. My fear was that if a bully saw me having an enjoyable time, it was a direct message for them to come over and harass me. I may have mentioned the time I was sitting with my friends during our lunch period and unexpectedly, a partially eaten apple came flying over and hit me in the face. I never knew who threw it, despite hearing laughter coming from a far corner of the room. Afterwards, I started going home for lunch. I can understand a person acting reserved depending on the circumstances like a funeral for example, but when it becomes more of a daily occurrence where you must act in a certain way to make others more comfortable, what does it say about you? The answers might be found in this fantasy comedy satire.      WHEN A STRANGER OFFERS A JOB interview to a starving artist, the young man is obviously leery. What is not so obvious are the special benefits. With Justice Smith (Jurassic World franchise, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves) as Aren, Zachary Barton (All the Way-TV, Kajillionaire) as Collector #2, relative newcomer Anthony Coons as Collector #3, David Alan Grier (The Color Purple, Clifford the Big Red Dog) as Roger and Gillian Vigman (Step Brother, The Hangover franchise) as Andrea; I thought for sure, from early in the beginning, I would be getting into this story. I thought the idea of it was excellent and I enjoyed Justice Smyth and David Alan Grier playing off each other. However, quickly the film descended into a pile of confusion. With the magic being underwhelming and the writers not sure of sticking with a satire or going with a romantic comedy, nothing really hit home for me. There was so much that could have been mined from the story that would have been deeper and more thought-provoking in a satisfactory way; however, the writers kept things simple and a bit standard. By the end of the picture, I was left feeling disappointed and that is the truth.            

1 ¾ stars

Flash Movie Review: They Cloned Tyrone

FOR ME, IT ALL STARTED WITH bell bottom pants. They were the latest fashion trend when I was young, and it seemed as if everyone in school was getting a pair. I desperately wanted a pair, but no manufacturer had come out with pants in my size. It troubled me deeply because everywhere I looked kids were wearing these bell bottom pants in all kinds of styles. There were some that were huge at the bottom, so they were called elephant bells. Several girls in school had accents going down the sides of their pants, like rhinestones or metal studs. Boys stuck to basic styles on their pants like patterns that included stripes and plaids. I was stuck wearing my wide waisted pants and felt like an outsider. This was my first encounter where I was aware of peer pressure. Everyone wanted to “fit in” with the new style. Though no one said anything to me about it, I could tell something was different. I could not be part of the conversation about bell bottom pants and fashions. In the scheme of things, this was not a huge deal; however, it did mess my mind up where I felt like a large loser and put the focus on my weight which was the last thing I wanted to happen. Months went by and I quietly yearned to have a pair of those pants. Then one day while browsing in the neighborhood department store, I came across a display table filled with men’s pants. Rifling through all of them, I discovered a blue pair of bell bottom pants with white pinstripes, in my size. I finally arrived and could be part of the majority.      DURING AND AFTER MY COLLEGE YEARS, I became keenly aware of the importance of looking and acting like everyone around you. This was particularly so at the bars and dance clubs. Walking into the club and not dressed for the part immediately left one being the only resident of an island in the middle of a sea of dancing, drinking, and laughing patrons. I did not have the physique to wear clingy, tight-fitting clothes with shirts unbuttoned enough to display one’s wares so to speak. I found myself staying on the fringes and to be honest, I soon found it preferable because I discovered, or it was self-preservation, I had an aversion to looking like a clone, like everyone else. As I looked around the bar, everyone was the same person. If one individual was wearing one of those Qiana silky shirts, they all were wearing the same kind. There was no room for individuality; I was feeling like a minority within a minority. Looking back now, it reminds me of those gated communities where everyone’s house and lawn must look the same. It also reminds me, in a way, of that movie, “The Stepford Wives;” where all the women live in the same way. If you are not familiar with it, you might see a similar vibe taking place in this action, comedy mystery.      AFTER BEING TOLD HE WAS SHOT dead the night before, a drug dealer and two associates delve into the previous night’s events and discover something forbidding taking place right in their own neighborhood. With John Boyega (Star Wars franchise, The Woman King) as Fontaine, Jamie Foxx (Dreamgirls, Day Shift) as Slick Charles, Teyonah Parris (Dear White People, If Beale Street Could Talk) as Yo-Yo, Kiefer Sutherland (Flatliners, Forsaken) as Nixon and David Alan Grier (Native Son, Clifford the Big Red Dog) as The Preacher; this satire was slicker than Slick Charles. The throwback vibe of the script touched on the blaxploitation films of the 1970s, making this a wicked fun viewing experience. There was craziness, humor and science fiction blended in a smart, cool way. My only issue was part of the dialog was spoken too fast for me to understand it very well. I could make out some of the one liners being spoken, but not all the time. The pacing and direction were both on point and kept the story engaging and interesting. This was a smart, fun film with a unique style of its own.  

3 ¼ stars

Flash Movie Review: Road Hard

From the different places I have worked, you would think I would have the definitive answer on what is needed to be successful at work. I have to tell you I still am perplexed by it. One company I worked for had a manager who was nicknamed “The Bulldog.” He was not the brightest bulb in the marquee, if you know what I mean. I remember how I would have to explain things to him as if I were talking to a young elementary grade student and yet he was the boss. His memory was incredible which helped him greatly in his position; he remembered details on every customer. His way of dealing with customers was to talk loudly and be stern; in other words he would intimidate them. At another job there were two co-presidents of the company. They were opposites, one was flashy who drove big fancy cars; the other was unassuming who drove old beat-up cars. The flashy one rarely told the truth; I learned early to never believe what he was saying about an order. As time went on I and the other employees realized the flashy one never worked a full week. He would take a day off or leave early unexpectedly; no one could rely on him. The other president was the first one to show up at work and sometimes would be the last to leave. To make a long story short; the flashy one burnt himself out, losing everything to the point where he wound up living in a halfway house. The other president remained at his job and continued to drive banged up used vehicles. Both had the same opportunity but had different outcomes.    AFTER the end of his hugely successful television show comedian Bruce Madsen, played by Adam Carolla (The Hammer, Ace in the Hole-TV movie), had to head out on the road and do stand-up comedy to make a living. It was not the life he was supposed to have. This comedy had strong language strewn throughout it. There were sections of this film that went smoothly and were interesting to watch; however, some parts were flat to me. The cast had a good mixture of folks such as David Alan Grier (Peeples, In Living Color-TV) as Michael Gerard and Larry Clarke (Contagion, In & Out) as Dickey. I thought their was an honesty to Adam’s performance, especially during the scenes where he was out on the road; the writers showed how things would be funny for the audience but grueling for the comedian. This was the type of film that I would not consider a big success or a dismal failure; it was just okay.

 

2 1/2 stars  

Flash Movie Review: Peeples

When I hear the words “I want you to meet my family” a sense of dread begins to creep up on me. I know it goes with the territory when you are in a relationship and things are going good, but meeting family and friends is like taking an exam. You get graded on several categories from appearance to job history to personality. I find it stressful and depending on who is doing the testing determines the intensity of the questioning. I have found the easiest group to meet are the brothers. They are the most laid back and usually only care about finding out what common interests we share. However, watch out for the oldest brother; he tends to be more protective. The toughest group is a toss up between the sisters and the best friend(s). These two sects have no qualms grilling for detailed information as they literally stare you down. More than likely the best friend will reveal an embarrassing tidbit about the person you love. Be careful, because they are only telling you so they can judge your reaction. If you react in a positive way when hearing about an embarrassing incident involving someone they dated, the best friend will consider you in a negative light. From my years going through this interviewing process, there was nothing I found new or funny in this comedy. Craig Robinson (The Pineapple Express, The Office-TV) played Wade Walker, who wanted to meet his girlfriend Grace Peeples’, played by Kerry Washington (Django Unchained, Ray), family. For some reason Grace had been hesitant to introduce him, so Wade decided to surprise her by showing up at her parents’ front door. I was embarrassed for S. Epatha Merkerson (Lackawanna Blues, Law & Order-TV) playing the mother Daphne and David Alan Grier (Jumanji, In Living Color-TV) playing the father Virgil. There was no originality in this film except for Craig’s dancing. I did not mind him in his role, but I was surprised Kerry agreed to do this movie. It just seemed too low brow for her to waste her time and talent. Either, I have been introduced to too many family members and friends in my dating experiences or this film had stale and unfunny humor in it. Which one do you suppose is the correct answer?

 

1 2/3 stars