Flash Movie Review: A Good Day to Die Hard

At the age of 90 my uncle decided to give up driving. He told us he was not as fast as he used to be. Look at Jerry Seinfeld, he decided to end his television show while it was still getting top ratings and not sliding into mediocrity. As I am aging I know there will come a time when I will have to dial back from teaching my classes. If I cannot provide what the members want for their workout, I am realistic enough to know it is time for me to step aside. Look at the movie Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. The time between this film and the previous one in the franchise was 19 years. It should never have been made; it was a black mark for the franchise. Let us now focus on this latest installment of the Die Hard franchise. Six years since the last one, Bruce Willis (Looper, Moonrise Kingdom) is now a 57 year old John McClane in this action film. Discovering his estranged son Jack, played by Jai Courtney (Stone Bros., Spartacus: War of the Damned-TV), was sitting in a Russian prison waiting to go to trial, John decided to fly out to see what he could do to save his son. Once in Russia, John soon discovered his son was really a CIA operative assigned to protect Russian underworld kingpin Komarov, played by Sebastian Koch (The Lives of Others, Unknown). If this is not making sense to you, no need to worry because nothing really made sense. I found it amazing that the guns used in this film never ran out of bullets or one of the top henchmen talked about his love of tap dancing. I am not making this crazy stuff up. This idiotic movie was one loud fight scene after another, filled with crashes and explosions. And poor John McClane stuck in a time warp from the 1980’s, repeating his catchphrases over and over to the point the jokes were pulverized into dullness. This movie was the perfect example of what happens when you stay past your prime; you remind everyone how much better you used to be.

 

1 2/3 stars

About moviejoltz

From a long line of movie afficionados, one brother was the #1 renter of movies in the country with Blockbuster, I am following in the same traditions that came before me. To balance out the long hours seated in dark movie theaters, I also teach yoga and cycling. For the past 3 years, I have correctly picked the major Oscar winners... so join me as we explore the wonder of movies and search for that perfect 4 star movie.

Posted on February 17, 2013, in Thriller and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.

  1. I agreed it wasn’t as good as some of the earlier ones but still enjoyed it. One certainly has to suspend belief in these.

  2. oh – -one more — that one machine gun that was hand held that went thump-thump-thump so quickly and smoothly horrified me. That weapon seemed so efficient that it bordered on evil. But I did like the idea of shifting the weight on the helicopter.

  3. Awesome review. Just avoid this movie. I mean, your money can go towards far better things, like say the original Die Hard films on Blu Ray? Sounds like a neat-o idea to me.

  4. What a pity. I loved the first Die Hard movies but, as you say, you really do need to stop whilst you’re at the top. Your Dad sounds awesome, by the way

  5. haha i loved that review..Infact i was planning on watching the movie soon enough…I guess its more like a legacy situation, the way we watched Expendables etc…

  6. Drats! I was looking forward to seeing it after watching the trailers. It starts today here in Oz. I guess the trailers were the only good parts huh.

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