Flash Movie Review: Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return

Many times I have been told change is good. I am not 100% sold on it, though I will agree to the idea of evolving. Change is something done by a traffic light. Look at all the consumer items that keep changing; are they all really necessary? I believe these changes in packaging or designs have contributed to us becoming a disposable society. There are some things I prefer keeping just the way they were created. I have an old candle holder that used to sit on our dining room table when I was a little kid. It is tarnished and scratched but I do not care; the memories associated with it span my youth. A friend of mine has a wooden, hand carved, standing ashtray made by her father. She does not smoke but the piece is so exquisitely detailed and beautiful that she uses it as a candy dish. A serving bowl would be easier but the stacked column of small elephant figurines has been a great conversation piece, made by her father’s own 2 hands. There are just some things that do not need to change; they were perfect right from the start. Such is the case with the changes in this animated musical film. The story takes place after the Wizard of Oz where Dorothy, voiced by Lea Michele (New Year’s Eve, Glee-TV), returns to Oz to help save it from the evil jester, voiced by Martin Short (Innerspace, Father of the Bride franchise). The cast was comprised of a formidable group of celebrities such as Dan Aykroyd (The Campaign, Ghostbusters franchise) as the Scarecrow, James Belushi (Red Heat, The Ghost) as the Lion and Kelsey Grammer (Fame, Cheers-TV) as the Tin Man. The voices and the singing should be considered the only positive element to this family film that was wrong on so many levels. The animation was uncreative and lifeless to the point I thought it had dulled my senses. I found the story lacked any excitement, fun, joy, tenderness or surprise: I could keep going on if you wish. The spattering of adults and children around me in the theater had no reaction to any of the scenes. It was so quiet that at one point I was hoping a baby would have started crying just to see if everyone had been sleeping. I could not find a reason why this awful movie needed to be made. There is a reason some things are considered classic; they do not need to be changed because they are timeless. This film was made for a disposable society, so toss it off of your to do list.

 

1 1/3 stars

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From a long line of movie afficionados, one brother was the #1 renter of movies in the country with Blockbuster, I am following in the same traditions that came before me. To balance out the long hours seated in dark movie theaters, I also teach yoga and cycling. For the past 3 years, I have correctly picked the major Oscar winners... so join me as we explore the wonder of movies and search for that perfect 4 star movie.

Posted on May 15, 2014, in Fantasy/Sci-Fi and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.

  1. aguywithoutboxers

    Thanks for your thoughts on this release! Nice job! Much love and naked hugs! 🙂

  2. LOL! Hoping for a baby to start crying in the theater… That one line speaks volumes about the film.

  3. Thanks for the Interesting & helpful reviews here. Appreciate your visiting & liking my post on Pages from a Nature-Lover’s Diary.

  4. Incidentally, according to the Cartoon Brew animation-news web site, the people who made the Legends of Oz movie assert there was a Hollywood conspiracy to make the movie fail. Meanwhile investors in the film are alleging it amounted to a financial fraud. So this should all be interesting, although, it’s going to resolve into a long series of boring court cases about impenetrable bookkeeping decisions.

    • Wow, thank you so much for these tidbits on the film. However they look at it, bad decisions are bad decisions. If they would have had a marketing test group, I am sure they would have gotten a glimpse into what the future would hold for them. Thanks again for coming by to share your facts.

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