Flash Movie Review: Left Behind

Once again I was peering into the kitchen sink with its stopped up drain. The still, murky dishwater had a few mounds of suds that aimlessly drifted across the surface like melting icebergs. I had already poured some liquid drain opener into the sink but there were no signs of any movement. Looking in the basement over by my tools I came across an unopened box that contained a device that claimed to clear drains. I had seen an advertisement for it but had not used it yet. Returning with it to the kitchen I broke open the sealed box flap and poured the contents onto the kitchen counter. At first glance the items looked like a pile of tired snakes, gray with red tips. I followed the instructions on how to assemble the pieces. When I was done I was not sure which end was to go into the sink first. Inserting one end into the drain I pushed down on the air pump but nothing happened. Flipping to the other side I tried again but not even an air bubble came up to the water’s surface. Repeating the process again with the other end, the air pump still did not deliver its claim to clear the drain with forced air; the device was a useless piece of garbage.    SIMILARLY, this faith based film reminded me of my clogged kitchen drain: dead in the water filled with rubbish. Nicholas Cage (Moonstruck, Leaving Las Vegas) played commercial pilot Rayford Steele, who was piloting a flight overseas to London when a portion of the passengers suddenly disappeared into thin air. Unable to contact anyone at flight control, it was not until he heard from his daughter Chloe, played by Cassi Thomson (Grave Halloween-TV, Big Love-TV), that he discovered people were mysteriously vanishing all over the world. Flying blind, Rayford was not sure if he would be able to safely land. I do not know where to start regarding all the things that were wrong with this action thriller. Besides being utterly offensive in the way they used stereotypes such as the “smart” asian man and the “suspicious” middle easterner, the script was cheesy and pathetic. The acting if you want to call it that was sad from everyone including Lea Thompson (Back to the Future franchise, J. Edgar) as Irene Steele and Chad Michael Murray (One Tree Hill-TV, House of Wax) as Buck Williams. Seeing the character Chloe going from riding a motorcycle to a piece of heavy equipment was laughable. It was brutal sitting through this film as it pounded its faith based agenda into the viewers’ heads. No way would I even consider this a movie; it was bigoted propaganda. This garbage needed to be flushed down the drain since nothing was going on except a paycheck.

 

1 star

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Posted on October 7, 2014, in Thriller and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. I think there’s another version of this movie, same title. I had seen the movie, but I was surprised there’s another movie with Nicholas Cage in it. It’s a Bible event, the Rupture, if I’m not mistaken.

  2. Nic Cage’s name on a movie poster always makes my heart and expectation sink. I can’t deny he’s given some great performances but the majority of his acting work is wretched. This would not be my type of movie anyway but Cage’s presence would have been the final nail in the coffin had I even been remotely contemplating seeing it and now I have your review to confirm that this movie is not getting anywhere near my “to see” spreadsheet.

  3. Heresy. Made up in the 1800s, a uniquely American”Christian”idea.

  4. I read most of the “Left Behind” series. While the books were tolerable and even sometimes intense/interesting if you could look past the Christian propaganda, I can’t imagine ever making a successful mainstream movie out of this. Thank you for the review, I will steer clear of this one.

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