Flash Movie Review: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
SIGNS were posted across the building and in the parking lot that the grocery store was back open after being remodeled. I had never paid attention to this place since they had very few name brand items on the shelves. The reason I was there now was due to my friends telling me I had to try the place because their prices were on the average much lower than other grocery stores. Once inside I took a shopping cart and started walking down the aisles. Most of the products on the shelves were in disarray which was a turnoff for me. I wound up mainly buying fruits, vegetables, nuts and juice. The prices were lower but I have to tell you I did not think their store brand items were that good compared to the name brand ones. In fact, I thought the sunflower seeds were awful. RECENTLY introduced into my neighborhood was a new grocery chain from out of state. Their store looked like a palace compared to that food store I tried earlier. Produce was stacked up in separate bins, each one brightened by the spotlights that were hanging down from the rafters. I was curious how they were able to get each apple polished and shiny. They had a bake shop in the store that had a wonderful aroma wafting around it. Loaves of different kinds of breads were loaded into a bank of glass cases. Out on the floor there were tables piled high with large assortments of baked goods. The prices were more than what I was used to so I was hesitant to buy many things; but since I am a bread and dessert lover I did splurge a bit in this area. After finally trying both new grocery stores I have not gone back to them. The first place with cheaper prices was more like a knockoff to my regular place; it had less variety and what they had did not taste as good as the usual stuff I purchase. As for the other store, it was beautiful but their prices were on the high end. I could say the same about this science fiction film; a bland imitation that looked expensive to make. SPECIES from all over the universe had finally found a way to live in harmony with each other. That was until a dark force invaded their shared homeland. Written and directed by Luc Besson (The Fifth Element, La Femme Nikita), this action adventure movie starred Dane DeHaan (A Cure for Wellness, Lawless) as Major Valerian, Cara Delevingne (Paper Towns, Suicide Squad) as Sergeant Laureline, Clive Owen (Inside Man, King Arthur) as Commander Arun Filitt and Rihanna (Battleship, Bates Motel-TV) as Bubble. What made this film entertaining were the wild visuals; the word “trippy” came to mind. Some of the scenes and characters were quite imaginative. I am not familiar with the book this film was based on, but I was intrigued by the relationship between Valerian and Laureline; though she was more memorable than he. The idea for this story was sound but I thought the script was poorly done. I was amazed that I figured out immediately who was going to be the “bad” guy and how the story was going to end. Where the visuals were exciting, the acting and script were lackluster. There was little to get excited or thrilled by in this picture. It was a shame because it was obvious they spent a lot on the technical stuff but what got created was a light version of Star Trek mixed with Star Wars.
2 stars
Posted on July 27, 2017, in Fantasy/Sci-Fi and tagged 2 stars, action, adventure, cara delevingne, clive owen, dane dehaan, ehtan hawke, luc besson, rihanna, science fiction. Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.
I REALLY had issues with this movie even though I had hopes for the best.
I felt the same way Keith; it looked so good but did not deliver the excitement that the visuals offered. Thanks for the comments.
I couldn’t agree more. It had potential to be a phenomenal product but it bogged down in several places. Some scenes were tedious and drug out too long or were just unnecessary. I did notice that the director was also the writer, (not sure if he was the author of the book or just the screenplay) which can sometimes be at fault. It works some times but not always.
I believe he was only the writer of the screenplay. Thank you for the comments.
Luc Besson does visuals like no-one else, but he really needed to collaborate with a decent scriptwriter on this, and get a couple of leads who could really bring home the bacon.
How true, if the visuals were not as wild as they were I would have been bored. Thank you for the comments.
Nice review, I can understand what you mean on the same type of story done before. Its a pity as the french comics this film is based on were before Star Wars and this film would have been innovative years ago. Star Wars was inspired a little by these comics. I still enjoyed the film 😊
I did not know about the French comics and appreciate your comments. I will have to check them out. Thank you.
You’re welcome, thanks for the great blog