THE FIRST TIME I HEARD SOMEONE whistling was in a movie. The sound came from a princess. With family members, we went to the neighborhood movie theater to see Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. I did not know any of the history about the movie. It was the first full length animated feature film when it debuted in 1937, winning at film festivals, was nominated for an Oscar and Walt Disney received an honorary Oscar for it. We were going to a Saturday matinee which always excited me because, not only was I getting to see a movie, but would be eating popcorn and a chocolate candy bar during it. As you might imagine for a small child, I was fascinated to see such a production. The animation, story, and singing had me completely enthralled, where I could barely sit still in my seat. When it came to the part where the song “Whistle While You Work” started to be sung, I stopped in mid-chew. Snow White’s high singing voice was so pretty and then when she whistled, I was utterly fascinated by it. After the movie when we all returned home, I got close up to a mirror, puckered my lips like Snow White did in the film and blew my breath out as hard as I could; the sound was nothing close to what I heard her do. It did not stop me from trying still. A relative saw what I was doing and walked over to teach me how to whistle. I would practice it for the next several days until I could change the pitch and volume with no assistance.      YEARS LATER WHEN I GOT A summer job, I worked in a shipping department. The boss was this old, crotchety man who had little or no care about his appearance. I could deal with the stained shirt and dirty pants, but his breath used to make my stomach turn. I was part of a group of six boys who packed orders up for shipping, besides doing other odds and ends based on the owner’s whims. Between the owner and my boss, a day never went by where one of them was not yelling. Luckily, I rarely was on the receiving end of their outbursts, but it still made me uncomfortable. To have them barking and calling us names was getting to me, even when I was not the recipient of their wrath. Out of the blue, one day, the song “Whistle While You Work” popped into my mind. I do not know how or why but I began silently singing it to myself to help drown out the noise around me and it worked. I did not feel as anxious or stressed while I was going through the lyrics. I had the song on repeat many times afterwards. Sadly, I had to replay this song in my brain while watching this updated, live action version of the cartoon classic.       HAVING BEEN SAVED BY HER EVIL stepmother’s guard who was tasked with the job of killing her, the young princess found refuge in the cottage of seven dwarfs. While there she hopes one day to return to the castle of her birth. With Rachel Zegler (West Side Story, The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes) as Snow White, Emilia Faucher (Rosario, A Ring for Christmas-TV) as young Snow White, Gal Godot (Heart of Stone, Red Notice) as Evil Queen, Andrew Burnap (The Chaperone, The Front Room) as Jonathan, and Patrick Page (In the Heights, Spirited-TV) voicing Magic Mirror; this adventure romance fantasy was a series of bad decisions. I can appreciate taking liberties with the original film by updating the characters, but there needed to be a well written script. Rachel tried her hardest, but it was not enough to make this an entertaining experience. Gal was completely miscast in the role of the Evil Queen. I guess young children would still enjoy watching this mess, but anyone older would soon get bored by it. Honestly, there was no reason to even do this live version if it did not stay true to the original concept. 

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