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Flash Movie Review: Orion and the Dark

IT WAS SOME TIME AFTER DINNER and putting their young son down to sleep that my friends wanted to show me their newly remodeled bathroom. They knew we had done ours recently, sharing the hiccups we each experienced on the way to getting them done. For us the faucet got lost in transit from the vendor to the store; for them, their shower door came with a scratch in it. However, each of us were satisfied and thrilled with the results. They led me up the staircase where we landed in the front of a long dark hallway, except for these bright lights bursting out from a partially opened door. I was not sure what was going on because the lights seemed too bright to allow a child to be able to fall asleep. As the three of us came up to it, I tapped my friend on the arm and whispered, “What is going on in there?” She spoke into my ear, telling me their son could only fall asleep when every light was turned on in his bedroom. He was afraid of the dark. Gently pushing the bedroom door wider, she motioned for me to peek inside the room. There was a nightlight plugged into each outlet, a lamp that looked like a carousel on the nightstand next to the bed that had all the figures lit up, a light projector shining a full moon on the ceiling of the room and two lit mobiles hanging in corners that emitted light images of animals across the walls. I thought the room was ten degrees warmer than the rest of the house.      MY FRIENDS TOLD ME LATER THEY did not know what started their son’s fear of the dark, but he put up such a fuss if any of the lights were turned off that they resigned themselves to obliging him and hoped he would soon grow out of it. I felt I could relate in a way because I had certain rituals that had to be followed before I would go to sleep. We lived in an old apartment building that would creak and moan randomly. I needed the bedroom door partially open so I could see a slice of light from the hallway light fixture across the bedroom floor. I never slept alone because there was always an assortment of stuffed animals who I would let take turns sleeping with me. If it was not a stuffed animal then it was a few toy soldiers, though with them it was not unusual to wake up in the morning with an imprint of a soldier on my cheek. I remember looking under the bed was forbidden in my mind; I did not want to know what could be residing right underneath me as I slept. From these memories, I was curious to see what the story was about in this animated adventure comedy.      AFTER LISTENING EVERYDAY TO THE YOUNG boy’s fears about the night, the only thing Dark, voiced by Paul Walter Hauser (Richard Jewel, The Afterparty-TV), felt he could do was to show the boy exactly what Dark does through the night. It would require a lot of patience. With Jacob Tremblay (Room, Wonder) voicing Orion, Colin Hanks (Elvis & Nixon, Life in Pieces-TV) voicing adult Orion, Mia Akemi Brown (Alien Intervention, Twenty Five Twenty One-TV) voicing Hypatia and Ike Barinholtz (The Oath, Suicide Squad) voicing Light; this picture started out slow for me. Though the visuals were fun and some of the dialog was interesting, I just could not get into it due to the main character. About a third into the film, things started to make sense and I was able to appreciate what the writers were trying to do. I do not know if young children will understand the message, but for a children’s animated film, the script was more esoteric; it was an odd mix of adult and children’s themes. By the end of the story, I had a better appreciation for it, but I had to sleep on it first.

2 ½ stars 

Flash Movie Review: Alone with Her

THE first time I saw a closed circuit security camera (are they even called that anymore?) was at a local currency exchange in my neighborhood. It was this imposing metal contraption that hung down from the corner of the ceiling, looking like a dragonfly created by Picasso. I was too young to have a checking account, so I was at the exchange to get a money order for a purchase. While the man behind the thick paned window at the counter was typing up my money order, I was constantly glancing at the security camera. I knew it had to be something visual because of the lens in front; but with those wires attached to the sides, I had to wonder who was watching me. When the man returned to the window he must have noticed my curiosity because he started to tell me all about it in this ever so proud way.     TIMES have certainly changed, haven’t they? Except for restrooms and locker rooms, I think security cameras are everywhere, in all kinds of different places. I am all for cameras being at public transportation locales, from airports to neighborhood train stations. Even covering highways or major thoroughfares, I do not have a problem with it. As I walk through a grocery store I can understand why cameras are installed all across the ceiling in those brown glass dome things; they actually look like chocolate gumdrops. Management would want to be on the lookout for any theft taking place. However, when I walk down the hallway of a movie theater I wonder if someone is actually watching me go to my seat. I guess with the tragedy that has taken place in theaters and clubs, security cameras are a must now. I would think after a while all of us will just become numb to the idea we are being watched wherever we go. However I have to tell you, watching this crime thriller was such a creepy experience for me because I am afraid this might be actually happening now.     THERE was something about Amy, played by Ana Claudia Talancon (Fast Food Nation, Tear this Heart Out); that made Doug, played by Colin Hanks (The House Bunny, Orange County), want to watch her all the time. This drama that also starred Jordana Spiro (Trespass, Must Love Dogs) as Jen and Jonathon Trent (Burlesque, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen) as Matt, definitely had a way of pulling the viewer into the story. I quickly was uncomfortable by what was taking place; not because of any type of gore or torture (there wasn’t any) but because I, who am already paranoid about big brother watching me, was startled by what was taking place. I really believed stuff like this could be taking place all around us. The story was somewhat predictable; however, with Ana and Colin being convincing in their roles I did not mind this issue. I thought the way this film was shot added to the intensity level; it forced the viewer to be closer into the action. Overall, I felt the concept of the story was the main attraction for watching this DVD. The reason I say this is because there really was not anything new brought in for this type of story; however, for me sitting at home without people or security cameras all around I did shut my computer down once the film was over.

 

2 1/3 stars — DVD  

 

 

Flash Movie Review: The Great Buck Howard

When I see advertisements announcing performance dates for any celebrity in their twilight years, my first thought has always been, “Do they really need the money?” I am not a fan who wants to see former headliners trying to maintain their youth as they perform in small clubs, attempting to recapture the good old times. Why don’t they instead do charity work, I have wondered. In this dramatic comedy, a law school dropout found himself becoming the assistant to an illusionist, when he answered an ad in the classifieds. John Malkovich (Con Air, Dangerous Liaisons) played Buck Howard, a long time performer who was trying to stage a comeback. I have had the good fortune to see John perform live on stage, years before he went on to the big screen. Back then I knew he was going to be an intense actor. He could easily switch from a raving, menacing lunatic character to a sweet, kind gentle man, in a heartbeat. As Buck Howard, John did an excellent job going from the pleasant showman to revealing the turmoil behind the facade. Colin Hanks (Looper, Orange County) was just ok for me in his role as assistant Troy Gable. However, I did enjoy the couple of scenes he had with his real life father Tom Hanks (Forrest Gump, The Green Mile), who also played his father in the movie. It was a nice surprise to see Emily Blunt (Looper, The Young Victoria) in the film, playing Valerie Brennan. However, I felt the direction her character took rang false. The actors who had cameo roles were fun. To tell you the truth, after seeing the scenes where Buck was performing in front of his audience, it occurred to me that I have been judgmental. Who am I to say who should perform or not; it does not really matter. If fans want to relive a fond memory they have of their idols and the celebrities are willing to keep the dream alive, then go for it. After I was done watching this DVD I wanted to search the web for The Amazing Kreskin.

 

2 1/2 stars — DVD

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