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Flash Movie Review: No Hard Feelings

I WAS IMPRESSED WHEN HE TOLD me he was going to be a nuclear engineer. It was not a career choice I had ever heard of previously from anyone. When I asked him if he had ever seen a nuclear reactor, he told me yes then proceeded to show me a photo of one. In the center of the photo was a thick-walled square pool filled with a liquid that glowed in a vibrant blue color. He explained the reactor was down at the bottom of this pool. Me being a sci-fi fan, someone could have said the photo was the inside of an alien spaceship and I would have believed them. Though I was a freshman, and he was a grad student, we wound up becoming friends. His room was across the hall from mine, so there was no effort to get together for a meal or a school event. We tried to meet once a week at the student union building, where we could play ping pong. Since he grew up in a city two hours away from the university, at some point I asked if any of his friends were enrolled at the school. The way he said no struck me as odd. If he was attending an out of state school I would have understood; however, with this being a state school I found it strange that no one else from his previous schooling institutions was not going for a master’s degree at this university.      TOWARDS THE END OF THE SCHOOL year, he asked me if I wanted to join him for a weekend trip back to his folks’ house. Since I had little homework, I agreed to go. His parents were quite friendly and curious about me, based on the questions they asked me. Nothing intrusive, just interested in my family and friends. I did get a sense they were overjoyed that their son brought a friend home to visit. From the couple of days, we were there, I got a better understanding of my friend; he was pretty much a loner for most of his childhood. This was confirmed when we were leaving to go back to school. His parents took me aside while their son was packing, to tell me how thrilled they are that I befriended their son. They explained how he kept to himself most of his childhood and did not have many friends; partially because there were few kids his age in the neighborhood. I did not know what to say, so I just told them we have each other’s back navigating the college campus and its student body. They seemed to be quite grateful. He was simply a new friend; it was nothing like the parents in this romantic comedy were trying to do.      DESPARATE TO KEEP HER HOUSE, A local resident answers an unusual want ad in the local paper that promised a big payout. All it required was for her to become their son’s girlfriend—not too strange!?!? With Jennifer Lawrence (The Hunger Games franchise, Red Sparrow) as Maddie Barker, Andrew Barth Feldman (A Tourist’s Guide to Love, Foul Play-TV) as Percy Becker, Laura Benanti (tick, tick…BOOM!, Gossip Girl-TV) as Allison Becker, Matthew Broderick (The Producers, Love is Blind) as Laird Becker and Natalie Morales (Battle of the Sexes, Parks and Recreation-TV) as Sara; this film was designed for Jenifer to show off her comedic capabilities. She did a great job in this raunchy story. There were some fun scenes and predicaments throughout the script. I thought the acting was good as well as some of the dialog. Originally, I thought the idea behind the story was too far-fetched; but maybe I am wrong about it. I have met a couple of helicopter parents in my lifetime and none of them were this outrageous. For me, it seems the story lost some steam towards the end. I would have preferred to add a layer of deeper feelings into the script. Also, I hope to never meet parents who would go to such extremes for their child.

2 ¾ stars 

Flash Movie Review: Stuber

I WAS HOPING THE SERVER WAS coming to our table, but he veered to the other side of the aisle to serve the party of three people across from us. At first glance I did not realize one of the plates he was carrying was an unusual size. When he placed it in front of one of the diners I was just as stunned as the three across from me; the plate was enormous. It must have been at least 16 inches in length, I kid you not. Loaded with food that looked wonderful, I only knew what it was when our waiter came by and I asked him for the name of the dish. Surprisingly it was nachos, but it did not look like any plate of nachos I had seen before. Honestly, the size of that plate would normally be found on a buffet table for a multitude of diners. The woman who ordered it laughed when it was put in front of her. When everyone was served at her table, the other 2 people started eating their food; however, the woman grabbed her phone and took several photos of the nachos. I could see taking one photo, but a whole series of them? After she was done doing whatever she was planning to do with the photos, she said the oddest thing, “I hope no one thinks I am a fat slob.”      SUCH AN ODD THING TO SAY, I thought. First, if you were concerned someone might think of you in a negative light then why post the photo on social media? Secondly, why do you care what people might think about you? This is something I see more and more these days; people overly concerned what others will think of them. Whether it is the clothes being worn or the food being eaten or the way one’s home is decorated; so many individuals live life cautiously, all in the hopes of being thought of positively. Now I can understand asking a friend/family member how an article of clothing looks on you; but if you choose not to buy a shirt or blouse because you think people will think you are not dressing your age, then I feel you are not living your true self. It seems to me more people act and react based on how they will be perceived by others. I have challenged friends/family members by asking them why it is important to have people’s acceptance of their actions, for all they really need is their respect. Just look at what happens to one of the main characters in this action, crime comedy; all for a 5-star rating.      AFRAID OF GETTING A NEGATIVE RATING Stu, played by Kumail Nanjiani (The Big Sick, Central Intelligence), was willing to go above and beyond what was expected of an Uber driver; even if it might kill him and it just might. With Dave Bautista (Guardians of the Galaxy franchise, Hotel Artemis) as Vic Manning, Mira Sorvino (The Replacement Killers, Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion) as Angie McHenry, Natalie Morales (Battle of the Sexes, Parks and Recreation-TV) as Nicole and Iko Uwais (The Raid franchise, Mile 22) as Oka Tedjo; this story’s strength was in its 2 main actors. They had an easy flow between them where I could see them reteaming again. There were several places where I laughed or chuckled, despite the story being a rehash of several past films in this genre. The script was an odd mix with several holes in it and a couple of non-believable parts. If it wasn’t for Kumail’s comedic timing and quick witty line reads with Dave’s over-the-top tough cop actions, this picture might have tanked. Instead, I found myself being amused and not caring what others around me in the theater were thinking of me.

 

2 ½ stars