Flash Movie Review: Nine Lives

For endless hours of entertainment there is nothing like watching a newborn baby. Their facial expressions, the laugh they emit when you play “Peek-a-Boo” with them, the soft pudgy limbs; babies can ease pretty much any person’s mind of stress. In my yoga classes I tell new members that we were born with incredible flexibility. All they need to do to be reminded of it is to watch a baby move. As we grow and take on life’s challenges some of our flexibility may diminish; hopefully in class we can get re-introduced to that flexibility once again. Babies are not the only source of joyfulness or inspiration; there are many animals that at birth provide unlimited fun moments. The obvious ones would be puppies and kittens. Who doesn’t stop to look at a puppy or kitten playing? I believe I have mentioned I have a neighbor who fosters kittens and every day I get a show of them scampering and playing around their room. It was especially amusing to me the day I saw one kitten standing up and leaning on the closed door as another kitten was standing on them, as if they were forming a kitten pyramid up to the door handle. Just seeing the amount of cat and dog videos on my social media sites, I know I am not the only one who loves watching animals. This same neighbor has a food blog and when I asked her how she got so many followers to her site, she said all she had to do was post pictures of cats. Every time she posted a picture of one of the cats and kittens she was fostering, she would get new followers. Maybe that is why this comedy fantasy started out by showing cat videos.   SUCCESSFUL businessman Tom Brand, played by Kevin Spacey (Elvis & Nixon, House of Cards-TV), was on the verge of his company’s latest achievement coming to fruition; the completion of North America’s tallest building. Pre-occupied with so much going on, Tom gave little thought to his daughter’s birthday request when he chose Mr. Fuzzypants from Felix Perkins, played by Christopher Walken (The Family Fang, Stand Up Guys), the odd proprietor of the pet store. This family film’s selling point was the cat. On a visual level, it was enjoyable watching the cat or the CGI cat doing the physical activities required for this story. However, the script not only did not help the cat; it did no favors for fellow cast members Jennifer Garner (Danny Collins, Dallas Buyers Club) as Lara Brand and Cheryl Hines (The Ugly Truth, Curb Your Enthusiasm-TV) as Madison Camden. The characters were more like cartoon ones than actual humans. As for Jennifer and her role, I really think she needs to do something different. The past few films she has been in she essentially is doing the same thing repeatedly. The story was predictable and one dimensional; there was little I found funny and for the most part I felt I was watching video clips taken from other movies. Actually more like videos that went viral. Maybe the film studio should have instead stayed with the cat videos for 90 minutes.


1 ½ stars



About moviejoltz

From a long line of movie afficionados, one brother was the #1 renter of movies in the country with Blockbuster, I am following in the same traditions that came before me. To balance out the long hours seated in dark movie theaters, I also teach yoga and cycling. For the past 3 years, I have correctly picked the major Oscar winners... so join me as we explore the wonder of movies and search for that perfect 4 star movie.

Posted on August 9, 2016, in Fantasy/Sci-Fi and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 12 Comments.

  1. When my kids first saw the trailer for this movie they decided it looked like the worst movie ever. Repeated viewings of the trailer have only helped make their view more concrete. They even suggested I make them see this movie as a punishment. I am so disappointed in Kevin Spacey and his agent that he even entertained the idea of this movie.

  2. I think the Broadway play the cats is superb .. that is why it lasted so many years

    • Absolutely, comparing the 2 would be like comparing the Pulitzer Prize winner for best fiction vs the nutrition label for a can of cat food. lol

      • Thank you for your comments … I am now working on my book on paranormal behaviour

      • Mot probably I will have 5 episodes … I do not know if i should proceed slowly towards the climax or every episode should have a mini climax
        the question is in which episode should I introduce the real villain, the first one or the second one

      • I suppose it depends on how much you want to give away about the villain. Good luck with your chapters.

      • I will keep that in mind .. the less said the better I guess … people should imagine what he is going to do

      • One question seriously

        I really like competition … but I have seen people suffering from the stealing away of their text by film makers … Sometime they fire another salvo of a case against defamation of the author. Sad story

        Our laws are so poor against the copyright that by changing a few dialogues the script become NEW

      • I understand completely; I am all about artists being paid for their work and be the owner of it. Thank you for pointing this out.

      • so sad .. there is no organisational support for these problems

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