Flash Movie Review: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
ONCE again I was dressed up as a clown. I actually had no complaints about the costume; it was custom made using satin fabric. The buttons down the front were these big colored pom-pom looking things. Though the outfit was not made for me, it had been handed down; only a few adjustments were needed for me to safely walk in it. There was a cone shaped hat with another of those pom-poms attached on top that completed the outfit. I could only wear the hat for a short time before the strap holding it down on my head started to irritate under my chin. The first time the costume was worn by the original owner, they won a costume contest at a local theater. By the time I got the outfit, it was still in good shape. Why wouldn’t it be? It was handmade with strong stitching and detailing. You could not compare it to one of those store bought costumes for the fabric was thicker and it must have had better elastic because the cuffs of the legs still were able to hug my ankles, helping the balloon effect of the pants. AFTER wearing the clown costume every Halloween for a few years I finally was able to pick out my very own outfit. The reason was due to me outgrowing the pants, both in length and width. I remember spending the longest time at the toy store deciding what I wanted to be. I looked at the popular outfits like a soldier and pirate, but it seemed like all my friends were picking those outfits to wear. Finally I decided to become an astronaut; I thought the white spacesuit was cool with its fake badges and big pockets. And of course the big feature was the helmet though I had wished the visor would have been real. You would have thought I would have been thrilled to walk the neighborhood in my new outfit but I did not experience that feeling. After wearing the same costume for a few years I was just getting to the age where I really did not care to go trick or treating anymore. It is a similar feeling to what I experienced watching this action adventure fantasy. WITH the rumors possibly being true about Poseidon’s trident, opposing forces were in a mad dash to gain the powerful device. Starring Johnny Depp (Black Mass, The Lone Ranger) as Captain Jack Sparrow, Javier Bardem (The Gunman, No Country for Old Men) as Captain Salazar and Geoffrey Rush (The Book Thief, The Best Offer) as Captain Hector Barbossa; the best acting came from Javier and Geoffrey. In fact I could watch Javier if there was a spinoff to this film franchise. The reason being the story here was a hodgepodge. It did not help that I thought Johnny brought nothing new to the role; besides the script felt a bit tired with the same type of things seen in the previous films. Having said that, I will say I enjoyed the special effects in this picture and there were a lot of them. The majority of the scenes were action based, almost to the point of one after another after another. One other issue I had was the length of this movie; I felt it needed another round of editing. If you want light familiar fare to make the time go by then this newest installment might satisfy you; however, don’t be surprised if it leaves you wanting more. There was an extra scene at the end of the credits.
Posted on May 30, 2017, in Fantasy/Sci-Fi and tagged 2 stars, action, adventure, brenton thwaites, fantasy, geoffrey rush, javier bardem, johnny depp, kaya scodelario, pirates, poseidon. Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.
I haven’t seen all these films. Maybe one day, when Depp retires, I’ll buy the box set and watch them back to back. The name Jack Sparrow makes me think of Edith Piaf, who was nicknamed the Little Sparrow. I totally expected your second Halloween costume to be a pirate outfit.
Thank you for the comments. When I became an adult, I was a pirate for a Halloween party. lol
I thoroughly enjoyed the first Pirates movie. It was fun and engaging and just a joy to watch – especially Geoffrey Rush. It should have been a one-off standalone movie. If ever there was a need to illustrate the law of diminishing returns, the Pirates franchise would prove a great example. I’ve no intention of seeing this movie.
Geoffrey and Javier were wonderful together at least. Thank you for the comments.
I look forward to watching it because to me these are always entertaining, storyline aside. Besides, I enjoy watching Depp, he’s good eye candy… ha!
Since you are determined, you have to tell me how you liked it. Thanks for the comments.
I sure will, thank you! Can’t wait. Probably not this weekend but next. 🙂
Interesting to note that Johnny Depp does not appear in the trailer. Thanks for the review.
My pleasure, thank you for stopping by.