Flash Movie Review: Transformers: The Last Knight
TENSION could be felt in the air, at least by me, as I walked into the company’s lunchroom. It was not a big room, only accommodating a few tables and chairs. Sitting down next to a couple of employees, I joined in on the conversation taking place. While we were eating and talking I did notice 2 employees whose way of conversing was stilted. They each would participate but I noticed they never made eye contact with each other, even if the topic of conversation related to one of them. The other employees around the table did not seem to notice or if they did they were not fazed by it. If you ever sat around a group of people and one person had an attitude, you would feel it. I could not understand what was going on as there was this “stale” dead air in the room when either of these 2 employees said something. SEVERAL weeks later, long after I forgot about those two peculiar employees in the lunchroom, a co-worker was talking to me and made a joke about one of those employees from that time. She could tell I did not understand the joke and asked me if I knew the story about those 2 people from the lunchroom. When I told her no she informed me the 2 used to be married to each other, making it sound like it was common knowledge. Obviously it was not that common because I had no idea they were married at one time. Replaying as much as I could remember about the conversation we had back then I could at least see where the topic could be an uncomfortable one for the divorced couple. I asked my co-worker why they were divorced; she told me about the rumors some people were saying about the former couple. From what she told me I was amazed either of them could work in the same company as their ex-spouse. It is funny having that little bit of unexpected knowledge has changed most of my interactions with either employee. I could say the same thing about what I found out in this latest installment of the sci-fi franchise. BATTLE after battle, war after war; there must be a reason why Earth will not be left alone by these Transformers. Could there be a solution to once and for all rid our world of this destruction? This action adventure starred Mark Wahlberg (Patriot’s Day, The Gambler) as Cade Yeager, Anthony Hopkins (Red Dragon, The Elephant Man) as Sir Edmund Burton and Josh Duhamel (When in Rome, Las Vegas-TV) as Colonel William Lennox. Within a short period of time I realized the script and the story to this film was utterly ridiculous. The explanations being told about why such and such was happening defied any logic. I know this is a science fiction film, but I still appreciate a good story. The script was a hodgepodge of folklore, fantasy, historical references and an assortment of other components; that I found made one big, long mess of a picture. It also did not help that the movie played for 2 hours and 29 minutes; there was no reason to have such a long film. There needed to be a tight editing job to the script. Also I wished the action scenes had been more distinguishable. With action whirling by it was hard to figure out who or what was going on. I could not wait to escape this picture. There was an extra scene early in the credits.
1 ½ stars
Posted on June 26, 2017, in Fantasy/Sci-Fi and tagged 1 1/2 stars, action, adventure, anthony hopkins, history, josh duhamel, mark wahlberg, santiago cabrera, science fiction. Bookmark the permalink. 10 Comments.
Yes, it’s already being deemed a flop much like the new Pirates of the Caribbean.
For both franchises they should have quit while they were ahead. Thanks for the comment.
Not unhappy about missing this one, in the least. 🙂
Wish I could say the same thing. lol Thanks for letting me know.
“The script was a hodgepodge of folklore, fantasy, historical references and an assortment of other components”
Maybe it was written by IBM Watson?
At this point, franchise scripts could written by A.I. Hodgepodge components with no beating heart. It’s like interacting with a bot.
Hi it is a pleasure meeting you. Thank you for the comments and I never thought about it but you are correct; this could easily have been done by Watson…or more likely its distant cousin.
I really wanted to see a movie last night, and Transformers just fit best into my schedule. I entered the theater with little to no expectations. I agree that the film was too long. At least an hour could’ve been trimmed from the film without hurting the story. And when I say story, I am using that word generously. There were long gaps without some of the main characters. At some points, I honestly forgot they were a part of the film. Another spot-on review.
Thanks for your comments Bill; I always appreciate hearing your take on a film. I hope you did not pay full price for this one; we can only hope the money won’t go to another sequel.
I agree that the film was too long.
At this full stop, enfranchisement scripts could written by A.I. patchwork components with no licking bosom.
Thank you for the comments.