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Flash Movie Review: Metal Lords

I GOT A TASTE OF WHAT everyone else was enjoying. It happened in elementary school, when I was selected to be in a scene from a school play, a musical. I was going to be with a group of students who were pretending to be friends dancing. The set was an outdoor space in front of a building labeled City Hall. The only dancing I ever did was in my bedroom with the record player playing. Being of wide girth, I was never comfortable dancing in public. Now that I was going to be in the middle of a group of students, I felt no one would really see me. When we practiced the scene this feeling of freedom came over me. The music was intoxicating as all of us danced together.  No one made fun of or gave me a dirty look as I moved to the music. I had never felt such a thing before, and I desperately wanted this feeling to go on. From that experience, I started watching television shows that included dancing. I watched how the bodies moved with the beat of the song. Every person I watched was either of average or slim build; there was no one who was overweight. In my mind, I equated dancing with skinniness. If I continued dancing, I would lose weight and become a skinny person; it was a dream come true.      MY NEWFOUND OBSESSION WAS NOT STANDARD fare at school, I soon discovered. For a girl it was no problem, but for a boy to be into dance was unusual. At least that is how I perceived it. When I was in the school library, I would look through books about the art of dance. I discovered all these different styles of dance, which sparked my imagination further. Seeing photos that captured ballet or folk or belly dancers in a striking pose for example were breathtaking. Unfortunately, there was no one at school I could share with in my passion. I did try once via a book report I had to read aloud in class; but when I went back to my seat, the student sitting next to me leaned over and called me a name. I never talked about dance again in class. It did cross my mind, if I was labeled one of the cool kids, would it then be okay to talk about dance movements? But I guess the fact that I would even consider talking about dance meant I was not cool. Through my early school years, it was apparent to me that anything outside of the norm was not acceptable. This knowledge made it easy for me to relate to the students in this comedic music movie.      TWO HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS DESPERATELY LOOK for a third member to form a heavy metal band for a competition being held in their school that is not quite into heavy metal music. With Jaeden Martell (Knives Out, St. Vincent) as Kevin, newcomer Adrian Greensmith as Hunter, Isis Hainsworth (Catherine Called Birdy, A Midsummer Night’s Dream) as Emily, Noah Urrea (A Wake) as Clay and Brett Gelman (Without Remorse, Stranger Things-TV) as Dr. Sylvester; the story line for this film was pretty standard in my opinion. The formula was something I have seen in other teenage movies. However, the cast did a very good job in telling the story. Sure, there was a low budget feeling to the picture and there was not much depth to the characters; however, the honesty that was being displayed regarding teenage angst was real to me. And though I am not a fan of heavy metal music, I thought the music was decent. This is not the type of film to go out of your way for; but, for a couple of hours of amusement it hits the right notes.

2 ½ stars 

Flash Movie Review: Harpoon

THERE IS A BLURRED BOUNDARY LINE when it comes to whether someone is being serious or simply kidding around. I had a friend who enjoyed crossing this line. He had a wicked sense of humor and was quick with the comeback. It was that humor that saved him many times from getting into a verbal fight with someone. Long ago I gave up asking him to try and tone down his remarks, explaining what he thought was funny may not translate to another person. If someone mentioned something about a new article of clothing they were wearing, he would always remark with a negative comment; something along the lines of, “Was it on the clearance rack?” or “Did you buy it to wear at a funeral?” He would then say, “only kidding” followed with complimenting them profusely which in my opinion always came across as being fake. There were times where I was near enough to witness his interaction with an individual and could see in the stranger’s face they thought he was rude. I learned over the years that just saying “I’m kidding” after an off-putting remark doesn’t always cut it. Especially if the person you are saying it to you does not even know you and your humor; it really turns into an uncomfortable situation.       NOW I BET YOU ARE ASKING yourself why am I friends with such an individual and trust me, I have asked myself the same question at times. Though we have history together, I learned many years ago not to react to his catty comments. After awhile of not getting a reaction out of me from his remarks, he stopped doing it to me. Believe it or not, he did have some good qualities I value in a friendship; so, I put up with his behavior. It would be nice if we could cut out the things we don’t like about a person, but that is not the case. The way I feel about unconditional love is the same way I feel about friendships; one has to accept the entire person or not. For example, I had a friend who constantly cancelled plans we made together. I would reach out to see if they wanted to get together for lunch or dinner and they would be all enthusiastic about it. Then, a day or two before we were to get together they would cancel on me. Once or twice I can understand; but after several times I switched things up and told them to let me know when they wanted to get together. I am still waiting for that invite. In my world, that person is more of an acquaintance to me then a friend. For the friends in this comedy horror, I would be fine if we were not even acquaintances.      STUCK OUT ON A YACHT IN THE middle of the ocean, it didn’t take long for three best friends to get sick of each other. With Munro Chambers (Turbo Kid, Godsend) as Jonah, Christopher Gray (Christmas All Over Again, The Mist-TV) as Richard, Emily Tyra (Code Black-TV, Flesh and Bones-TV) as Sasha and Brett Gelman (The Other Guys, Lemon) as the Narrator; this film festival winner had an intentional snarky edge to it. There were a couple of scenes that got my attention, but I am afraid that was it for me. Except for the twist in the story, I was bored through the majority of this movie. There was nothing noteworthy about the acting and at times, I felt some of the action was ridiculous. Several scenes had blood and violence in them, with one of them starting early in the story. It is not easy to pull off a comedic horror picture; I did not experience either of them in this movie. Maybe the writers were joking around but I felt like the joke was on me after I spent the time watching this movie.

 

1 ½ stars