Flash Movie Review: The Beach Bum
THE BEST WAY TO HANDLE IT I have found is to smile, nod your head in agreement and slowly try to remove yourself from them. I cannot guarantee it will always work but it usually will lessen the conversation time and hopefully the person will get bored and move on. Now I am not passing any type of judgment on the individual; they are free to do whatever they want to themselves. I just do not have the patience to listen to someone who is drunk or stoned. What bothers me more is when I feel like I am a captive audience to their utterances. For some reason if a person, who is under the influence of something, enters a train car or bus more than likely they will make their way to me. There must be something about me that attracts such individuals; it is like those people who do not like pets and when they walk into a house that has a pet, the animal makes a beeline to them. The only thing I can do when this happens to me on public transportation is either walk to a different train car or try and move to a different seat on the bus. However, this does not always work. USUALLY AT WEDDINGS OR OTHER SUCH gatherings, I can gracefully extricate myself from the intoxicated person and disappear into the other mingling guests. But guess what happens sometimes? That person winds up sitting at my table. Ugh, it is so annoying when one is trying to enjoy their meal and you have a fellow guest acting silly or nonsensical at the table. I have only experienced this a couple of times where a drunken guest gets so smashed that they hurl whatever they have in their stomach. If it were my celebration I would order a taxi to take the individual home; because trust me, there is nothing worse than sitting at a table full of guests with food and have one person sitting there with soiled clothes, about to pass out. I know there are some people who find amusement in the antics of an inebriated or high individual. Granted some people feel their artistic talent gets accentuated with the help of drugs or alcohol; I honestly don’t know one way or the other. All I know for certain is that I felt like I was being held captive to the meanderings of the drunken and high main character in this comedy. LIVING LIFE BY HIS OWN RULES had given writer Moondog, played by Matthew McConaughey (The Dark Tower, Serenity) some notoriety in the areas he traveled. It didn’t matter if people did not understand as long as they had fun. Also starring Isla Fisher (Confessions of a Shopaholic, Nocturnal Animals) as Minnie, Snoop Dog (Future World, Unbelievable!!!!!) as Lingerie, Zac Efron (The Greatest Showman, Baywatch) as Flicker and Stefania LaVie Owen (The Lovely Bones, Krampus) as Heather; this movie was torturous for me. Matthew as far as I could tell was doing schtick that quickly got tedious. It felt like he was just exaggerating characters he had played before. Or maybe, it was his own persona that he created that he was portraying. I felt the script had no structure that simply went from one event to another with no connections. Even now I have no idea why this movie was given approval by the studio; though, at one point I wondered if this was based on a true story and we would eventually get to a poignant spot that would make sense of the whole story. No such luck; instead I sat there bored out of my brain watching the nonsense on screen. Sitting through this movie was like being cornered by a drunken person who has no regard for my personal space.
1 ½ stars
Posted on April 3, 2019, in Comedy and tagged 1 1/2 stars, comedy, drugs, isla fisher, key west, matthew mcconaughey, poetry, snoop dog, stefania lavie owen, zac efron. Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.
Yup! Matthew’s routine has become quite routine and tedious. I know the guy can act but whoever his agent is, he’s not giving him sound advice about what to turn down and what not to and if he is and Matthew isn’t listening, well…
On the flipside, he may be doing what Michael Caine did for some time and take whatever crap came his way so the public wouldn’t forget him. So far, his best stint has been the Lincoln commercials.
Matthew isn’t a very deep guy, you know. Anyone who would ride his motorcycle down the street of our little Alabama town with no shirt on just to get a rise out of the ladies, doesn’t, in my opinion have a lot going for him otherwise. LOL Oh, some loved it, others thought it was downright tacky.
You have got to be kidding; he actually did that!?!? What a trip and attention getter. So sad, he needs to change his script up. Thanks for the comments.
Yup! He did that. I happened on the location of the shoot as they were setting it up, but was already scheduled to fly out before he arrived. The girls at work told me all about it later. This was about 2005, years ago. Not many were impressed. Interestingly, it was the film “Failure to Launch” and it did that. . . FAIL.