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Flash Movie Review: In the Lost Lands
WHEN SOMEONE THINKS THEY ARE ALWAYS right, it is a good bet that person would absolutely enjoy having total power. I used to work at a fitness center where I had a boss who always thought she was right. Most of the time, I would not let it bother me; but when she decided that the schedule of classes would start changing every six weeks, I respectfully expressed my opinion. I could tell she was perturbed, but I did not care. To me, we instructors were there to serve the members’ needs, not my boss’s ego. I expressed how some of our members only have a particular time they can come to the center to workout. Members already expressed when they find an instructor they like, they want to stay with them. The proof of that was the fact I had the largest number of members attending my classes. My boss said it was important for the members to experience assorted styles of workouts and instructors. I countered each instructor makes sure to change up the exercise routines that are done in their classes, so the member’s body never gets used to a class and loses the shock value on their muscles. We went back and forth, point and counterpoint, until my boss said she did not care what a few members think, she is changing the number of times we will be changing formats and classes. And just like I predicted the members loudly complained and as a result attendance in general dropped until my boss bitterly gave in and returned the schedule back to the old format. THE STORY I JUST SHARED WAS recently expressed to a friend of mine who was telling me about the changes taking place at her office. She worked for a private company where the long-term president was recently replaced. What she told me was both frightening and sad. This new president was not discreet in showing his disdain for the way the past president ran the company. He was also determined to cut costs, no matter the ramifications. I sat and listened to my friend list things this new person already did and how his actions were affecting the employees. For example, the new president never listened to advice from anyone. Upon one meeting, he would already have formed an opinion of the person; most of the time he thought the person was inferior and would begin to treat them with disdain. After my friend was done sharing all her horror stories, I told her the new person sounded like a power-hungry dictator. I questioned why someone would want to lead by instilling fear in the employees who helped make the company so successful. It was a perfect example of absolute power being corruptive and destructive. I saw the same thing taking place in this fantasy action adventure. DESPITE ON A MISSION GIVEN FROM the queen to acquire a special power for her, a hunter and her guide were being hunted by someone in the queen’s realm who wanted her dead. With Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil franchise, Monster Hunter) as Gray Alys, Dave Bautista (The Killer’s Game, My Spy franchise) as Boyce, Arly Jover (Blade, A Prominent Patient) as The Enforcer, Amara Okereke (Red Rise-TV, The Morning After-TV) as The Queen, and Fraser James (Yardie, Resident Evil: The Final Chapter) as The Patriarch; this movie based on a George R.R. Martin (Game of Thrones) short story was cheaply done. I thought the special effects and sets were paltry and unimpressive. Even if the entire movie was shot in one room and everything shown was CGI, it was poorly done and unrealistic looking. The script bounced around, never providing a cohesive plan of logic. As for the acting, it was nothing but average at best. I honestly was not sure why Milla and Dave agreed to star in it until I saw they were producers. What were they thinking? This film was a disappointment, and I wonder if there was only one person in charge who greenlighted everything needed to create this waste of time.
1 ½ stars
Flash Movie Review: Star Trek: Section 31
ONE OF MY EARLIEST SOLO TRIPS was to Las Vegas solely because a new, I do not know what they called it, attraction, exhibit, ride, or business had opened in a large, aged hotel. In the era where a deluge of new properties was being built up, this hotel wanted to remain relevant and competitive against the new establishments. I booked my flights six weeks after they had opened, just in case they needed time to work out any kinks to, what I had seen in advertisements, the elaborate production they had created. I chose to stay at a different hotel because the rooms were cheaper, but I mapped out that I could easily walk to the new exhibit. Once I landed, got to the hotel, and unpacked, I headed out to see the attraction. The first part of it was a bar/nightclub. Walking around were individuals dressed as Klingons, Vulcans, and the Borg; I had to immediately get a photo of them. Luckily, they were all gracious and willing to pose. The bar area had the same look as the one in Star Wars, except this one had characters associated with Star Trek. I wandered around, ordered a soft drink, and just took in all the sights which were plentiful. There were glass cases everywhere with Star Trek paraphernalia inside. I kept snapping picture after picture until I covered all the cases. WHEN I LEFT THE NIGHTCLUB AREA, there was a sign pointing to what I knew to be a virtual shuttle ride. There was a mockup of one of the ship Enterprise’s shuttles. Guests waited in line and were eventually ushered into the ship eight at a time. We each strapped ourselves in before the attendant gave us final instructions. Upon leaving, the doors whooshed close, the cabin’s lights dimmed, and the bay doors opened to reveal the universe. Over the loudspeakers a male voice announced he was captain and explained our mission. It felt like we were rising and moving away from earth. The announcement of full thrusters made the ship tilt back as it appeared we were picking up speed. I could not get over how realistic everything felt; I was pressed to the back of my seat as it felt like we were soaring higher and higher. The ride lasted two to three minutes but in that time, we had to navigate through a meteor shower, fight a Klingon Bird of prey ship, and do evasive maneuvers. By the time we were done, I was feeling a little dizzy. But it was worth it; from the very first episode of Star Trek, when it aired on television, I became a huge fan, and this place was nirvana for me. When I saw this film being advertised, I was equally as excited to see it and experience my beloved Star Trek universe again. Little did I know what was waiting for me. WHEN SEVERAL STARFLEET OFFICERS DRESSED AS bar patrons showed up to her nightclub, Philippa Georgiou, played by Michelle Yeoh (Crazy Rich Asians, Wicked) knew something was up. She did not know it involved something far back in her past. With Omari Hardwick (The Mother, Army of the Dead) as Alok Sahar, Sam Richardson (Velma-TV, Mulligan-TV) as Quasi, Robert Kazinsky (Hot Pursuit, EastEnders_TV) as Zeph, and Kacey Rohl (White Dog, The Magicians-TV) as Rachel Garrett; this science fiction action, adventure drama was shocking to me. It was nowhere near the caliber of any of the previous Star Trek films. It felt like this was hastily put together to fulfill a contract. I thought the script was poor, the story line was weak, and the special effects were dull. I enjoyed watching Michelle because her character seemed so out of character for her; but it was not enough to save this picture. It almost felt like the production company who put this all together had never seen a film or episode of Star Trek. Being so disappointed, all I can say is this film needs to be transported to a far, far galaxy; never to be shown again.
1 ½ stars
Flash Movie Review: Joker: Folie A Deux
I BELIEVE I AM A MARKETER’S dream because I like trying out new products. Not every kind of product, mind you, just those that are in my wheelhouse. They say variety is the spice of life, and in certain circumstances that is true; however, when it comes to food items I have my limits. I remember when my favorite candy-coated chocolate candy came out with a caramel flavor; I had to buy a bag the next time I went to the grocery store. It was terrific. Now if you are not a fan of caramel then this item would not do anything for you, I get it. The same thing with my favorite chocolate sandwich cookie. They came out with a thin version, touting less calories. That may have been questionable, but I enjoyed them because I like the chocolate cookie part more than the creamy filling. The cookies recently came out with a cola flavored cookie which just seems wrong to me. Now on the other hand, when I see or read about a new product or flavor that uses weird combinations, at least weird in my mind, I must wonder who would buy such a thing. The candy-coated candies tried a new flavor: jalapeno peanut chocolate. They were a flop. One of the most unusual items I have ever heard about were pumpkin spice scented flushable wipes. I wonder who would use such a thing. BESIDES THE FOOD CATEGORY, THERE ARE certain things/ideas I hear about that do not sound good to me. There was talk at one time about creating a Titanic themed resort in Las Vegas. The hotel would be in the shape of the ship. Personally, I thought it was a poor idea to turn a tragic event into a happening Vegas resort. The movie with Kate Winslet was wonderful; however, when I heard, there was talk to turn it into a Broadway musical, I found it disturbing. Though it could be said of the film, the idea of cashing in a tragedy makes me uncomfortable for some reason. The only example I can come up with is basing a musical on a meat packing plant or something similar. This mixing of two genres or two ideas that share nothing in common does not seem to work in my opinion. Or, let me say it in a different way; it often does not end in success. Here is the perfect example: I do not want to see comic book characters thrust into singing in a musical number. You will understand with my review of this musical drama thriller. WHILE WAITING FOR HIS TRIAL, A prison inmate finds the love of his life, who appears to be in perfect synch with him. With Joaquin Phoenix (Beau’s Dead, The Sisters Brother) as Arthur Fleck, Lady Gaga (House of Gucci, A Star is Born) as Lee Quinzel, Brendan Gleeson (In the Heart of the Sea, The Banshees of Inisherin) as Jackie Sullivan, Catherine Keener (The Adam Project, Get Out) as Maryanne Stewart, and Zazie Beetz (Nine Days, Deadpool 2) as Sophie Dumond; this movie was one of the worst films I have seen this year. There was very little positive about it except for Lady Gaga. As far as I was concerned, she was the star of the movie and with the little portion of the script given to her, she turned it into a solid piece of work. The script was looney with most of the action taking place in prison but being broken up with several musical numbers. Joaquin cannot sing, which only made watching this film more painful. I could not wait for this movie to be over, having sat through it with no movement of story or purpose. It came across as someone’s pipe dream, and whoever greenlighted this production should not be allowed to keep their position. As a side note: I read in the newspaper that ticket sales dropped 81% after its first week at the theaters. That should tell you everything you need to know.
1 ½ stars
Flash Movie Review: Uglies
GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE, I was not expecting it to be such a disturbing experience. I can remember it like it just happened, in aisle three; I bumped into a woman I had not seen for several years. She recognized me first; she had to because I did not recognize her at all. As we began conversing with each other, I tried studying her face without being too obvious. I was positive her face was the result of having plastic surgery. Trying to recall what she used to look like, I could not see anything that was wrong with her original face. She had wrinkles down her neck, an outburst of tiny ones that spread beyond her eyes and a few wrinkles across her forehead, just like so many other people of her age. I do remember how much she worshipped the sun to the point where her skin looked like tanned leather. Now, I was looking at a face that was utterly void of lines and creases. Her eyeballs looked like they had sunken further into her skull and more distressing than that, they were not symmetrical. I was so self-conscious about looking at her too intently. The lips on her face were nothing I remembered; these were overripe and stiff. Honestly, her face looked like all the emotions and expressions from it had been sucked off. I HOPE YOU DO NOT THINK I am judgmental; I feel a person can do whatever they want if it makes them feel good. I just do not understand the point of cosmetic surgery. If someone is born with a birthmark that they feel is distractive, then they have the right to eliminate it. My philosophy with my dermatologist is “if I was not born with it, then get rid of it.” As I am getting older, I have noticed moles popping up on my skin. I will have them checked out by the doctor then we will both decide whether they need to be removed or not, since skin cancer runs in my family. The part I do not understand are the individuals who want to take their features and accentuate them. Lips, for example, which are so out of proportion to the face look like two massive larvae resting below the nose. When the skin is pulled so tight across the face to the point it is barely flexible, I do not understand how that is considered pretty or better. Ultimately, I know it is the person’s decision to make and again, if it makes them feel better that is all that matters. Then again, I am the type of person that focuses more on what is inside the person, unlike what was happening to the inhabitants in this action, adventure fantasy. HAVING GROWN UP IN A WORLD where everyone is considered ugly until they get their mandatory extreme cosmetic surgery, a young girl is totally perplexed when her friend decides to escape the confines of the city. The girl chooses to find her friend before it is too late. With Joey King (A Family Affair, The In Between) as Tally, Brianne Tju (Gone in the Night, Three Months) as Shay, Keith Powers (The Tomorrow War, Before I Fall) as David, Chase Stokes (Between Waves, Outer Banks-TV) as Peris, and Laverne Cox (Promising Young Woman, Orange is the New Black-TV) as Dr. Cable; this drama followed a standard path for this genre of story. I enjoyed watching Joey’s character and liked the idea of the story. However, I felt the writers could have done so much more with the story instead of just keeping the drama level close to one level. Parts of the movie felt like they were trying to imitate The Hunger Games franchise, except not as well. At least there were a few exciting moments; but I was ticked off by the ending. It is obvious the movie studio is hoping to turn this into a long running franchise by leaving the viewer hanging. This picture was not a pretty sight.
1 ½ stars
Flash Movie Review: Space Cadet
I WAS IMPRESSED BY THE WORK history she shared with me. She was a new employee at our company who was assigned to my department. At first, I did not know how to take her; she had a loud, animated way of talking that lent itself more to a personal, conversational level with friends or family, not in a business environment. Through the course of several weeks, I learned more about her than I really needed to know. In between conversations about her boyfriend, child, and various family members; she told me different stories about her accomplishments at her previous places of employment. At one place she told me there was a large account that stopped buying from them and she found herself talking to a VP, just by chance, which was charmed by her. By the time she ended the conversation, he told her he was going to authorize his buyers to give her company preferable treatment for purchases. Whether it was true or not, I did not know. I could only take her at her word. When I asked her why she left the company, she said she expected to get a bonus and more congratulations from sales and upper management. Again, I listened to what she was telling me but something about it sounded odd. HAVING HER SEATED IN MY GROUP area, and because of her loud voice, I was privy to her conversations with our customers. In my opinion, I thought she had a rough edge with the way she spoke. For example, she did not use proper English at times and even would throw in a “mild” curse word. What really sent a red flag up for me was one conversation she had with one of our larger customers, where she threatened and hung up on them. This was a situation for our boss to manage; I wanted to stay out of it. With this incident, I began to question everything she would say to me. My way was to just nod to her while uttering noncommitted words like really, wow and oh. What confirmed my suspicions was when a bouquet of roses was delivered to her on Valentine’s Day. She told us they were from her boyfriend. We all believed it until the next day, the florist stopped by demanding cash from her because the charge card information she gave them was fraudulent. Talk about embarrassment and yet she tried to tell us her boyfriend gave her the charge card info to call the florist because his phone had died. She soon was fired from our company; there was too much drama that was always surrounded her. She believed she was a good employee, but her actions told a different story. It turns out, the main character in this comedy had a similar situation. THOUGH REX SIMPSON, PLAYED BY EMMA Roberts (Madame Web, We’re the Millers) had always wanted to be an astronaut, her life circumstances did not give her the opportunity to reach that goal. Until her friend decided to fill out the astronaut training application with a few embellishments. With Tom Hopper (Place of Bones, The Umbrella Academy-TV) as Logan O’Leary, Poppy Liu (Hacks-TV, The Afterparty-TV) as Nadine Cai, Gabriella Union (The Inspection, Deliver Us from Eva) as Pam Proctor and Kuhoo Verma (Plan B, Murder Mystery 2) as Violet Marie Vislawski; the story for this film followed a generic template. The humor was lame and basic, while the script was predictable. I thought the cast did a decent job with what they had to work with, but there was no character development, and a majority of the movie remained on one emotional plane. Overall, I felt this was a lazy production that had potential but had too many missed opportunities.
1 ½ stars
Flash Movie Review: Trigger Warning
IT HAD BEEN A LONG TIME since I had been back in my old neighborhood. A friend wanted to see where I had grown up, so we took a drive to the north side of the city, where I was born. Our first stop was the apartment building where my family had lived. As I drove up to it, the building looked cleaner than I had remembered it. The windows were new with brown vinyl molding around them. How I remembered the old windows, where we would have to slide the screens off before winter and replace them with a storm winter window to keep the frigid cold out of our apartment. I noticed the front doors had metal boxes with the doorbells on them. When I lived there the doorbells were inside the lobby. On one of the front doors there was a for sale sign. I was stunned to the point I had to pull over and run out to see what was for sale. It turned out the apartments were converted to condominiums. And the price was a bigger surprise. I had to drive around the alley to see the back of the building and was confronted with another major surprise. What used to be the basement where we had storage lockers, washers and dryers was now indoor parking spots. The third surprise was seeing the back porches and stairways were all enclosed now. Wow, no more talking to the neighbors sitting out on their porches. AFTER I GOT OVER THE INITIAL shock of seeing the changes in my childhood home, I drove us around the neighborhood to show my friend places that held special memories for me. Passing first my high school, it looked close to the same except all the doors were now metal security doors and every classroom had a window unit air conditioner. There still was the asphalt baseball diamond with blades of grass spearing out of its cracks. As we continued to drive around, with me pointing out various places that had meaning to me, we wound up at the commercial street where we did most of our shopping. The area was unrecognizable to me. Gone was our grocery store, pharmacy, my favorite fast-food restaurant, and the clothing store where I got my very first suit. I could not get over the difference; there were various small, independent shops with handmade signs in various languages. I remembered a pristine-looking street but what I saw now was loose newspaper pages, empty cans and wrappers scattered about. I found it sad and tired looking, nothing that I remembered from when I was growing up. My memories painted a prettier picture, which led me to believe the main character in this action, crime thriller was experiencing the same thing when she returned home. RETURNING HOME AFTER HER FATHER HAD died in a tragic accident, a special forces commando riles up a violent gang when she starts looking for answers to the questions, she has about the circumstances involved around her father’s death. With Jessica Alba (Fantastic Four franchise, Sin City) as Parker, Mark Webber (Flesh and Blood, The End of Love) as Jesse, Anthony Michael Hall (War Machine, Live by Night) as Ezekiel, Alejandro De Hoyos (The Contractor, The Man from Toronto) as Harry and Tone Bell (Sylvie’s Love, The Weekend) as Spider; this film served my purpose. After being on vacation for a few weeks, I was looking for a short mindless diversion to all the built-up work that accumulated while I was away. That is the only positive thing I can say about this movie. Both the story and script were a cheap knock-off of other films from this genre that were done better. Nothing felt connected to me; the acting, the characters and scenes all seemed as if the cast and crew just wanted to get the picture done quickly. Plus, it was predictable. The only reason to see this film is if you have time to waste with nothing else to do.
1 ½ stars
Flash Movie Review: One More Shot
I THOUGHT THE ADVERTISEMENTS FOR THE exhibit were slick and eye-popping. Besides print ads there were thirty second television ads that showed a stately grand staircase followed by an old photograph of the historic structure. There was a dark Grecian cherub perched on the top of the bottom newel post of the staircase, like a greeter welcoming guests to walk up the steps. One of the print ads had a photo layout of various one hundred plus years old objects that were recovered; they ranged from ceramics to furniture to utensils to decorative art. The thing that I found to be the oddest was the exhibit was being held in an abandoned department store, in the middle of a suburban shopping center. I would have thought something of this magnitude would have been held at a museum or cultural center, not a retail store. Were objects going to be used to fill up the store’s empty shelves? Were they going to incorporate the mannequins into the exhibit; it all seemed odd to me. Nonetheless, I did want to see this, if for nothing else, for historical value. The event that happened over a century ago led to the creation of this traveling exhibit and I wanted to experience it. DRIVING INTO THE SHOPPING CENTER, WE were directed by signs to the front entrance. As we drove around the empty department store, I noticed all the entrances had some type of black material covering them with locked gates across the front. Maybe I have seen too many horror films, but I wondered how creepy it would be to walk around an abandoned store. Would there be clothes racks scattered about with hangers littering the floor? I got the answer once we walked through the designated entrance. There were temporary walls, painted in a dark blue color, set up with track and spot lighting hanging from the ceiling. Once past the ticket counter we entered a large room without a ceiling, except for the high corrugated metal ceiling of the store, where there were glass display cases spread out through the space, each individually lit from the inside. In the first case, I saw ancient, printed tickets and brochures. The next case had artifacts but the little plaques underneath them stated they were reproductions. The further I went through the exhibit the more I realized many of the items on display were not original or if they were, more than likely they came from the same manufacturer but from a different venue. It was disappointing and no where in the advertisements was this mentioned. I do not want to say I felt cheated, but I could have stayed home and seen photographs and videos of the original stuff. I had a similar reaction to watching this action thriller; I could have watched an earlier film in this genre that was better and more original. A NAVY SEAL’S PLANS TO ACCOMPANY a terrorist suspect to Washington D.C. get derailed when the airport is attacked by mercenaries who have their own reasons for capturing the suspect. With Scott Adkins (Day Shift, John Wicks: Chapter 4) as Jake Harris, Michael Jai White (Blood and Bone, Black Dynamite) as Robert Jackson, Alexis Knapp (Pitch Perfect franchise, Project X) as Jennifer Lomax, Tom Berenger (Platoon, the Big Chill) as Mike Marshall and Waleed Elgad (Four Lions, Mosul) as Amin Mansur; this action thriller lacked creativity and originality. The script was predictable with rudimentary dialog, which made the acting look worse than it may have been. I thought the whole look of the picture came across as low budget quality. And I was surprised to find out this movie was a sequel. I had no idea and do not know if my views would have been any different if I had seen the previous film first. The only positive thing I could see was how the director tried to make the film look like it was one continuous shoot; but outside of that, I thought this picture was a basic no-frills package.
1 ½ stars
Flash Movie Review: Night Swim
BEFORE I HAD ANY UNDERSTANDING ABOUT proper dieting, I tried a variety of ways to lose weight. During my elementary school years, I went on a daily lunch of clear chicken broth with a few oyster crackers. I lost a few pounds but did not give as much thought to my food intake for breakfast and dinner. Another diet I tried was eliminating bread, no more sandwiches or toast in the morning. All that happened was me being hungry and eating more ice cream instead. Because gym classes always caused me anxiety, I never thought about doing some type of exercise, except for a short period where I found a book that went through the exercise routines of the Canadian Mounties. I could not tell you where I got this book, but I tried doing the various exercises three times a week. It lasted for almost two months, but then again, the results were not dramatic, and I was looking for some serious weight loss. By the time I got to high school, my doctor put me on a pill to try and lose weight. I never knew what it was but some years later I found out the pills had a legal form of “speed.” My freshman year I remained skinny; however, when my days at school turned to the dark side during sophomore year, I put all the weight I had lost back on and then some. IT WAS NOT UNTIL YEARS LATER, when I went to an aerobics class with a friend, that I finally understood the way I needed to lose weight. Due to the dramatic weight loss, I achieved, I was always being asked for weight loss advice from members of my classes. I shared my simple philosophy: one must burn off more calories than they take in. The things I saw through my years of teaching went from dramatic to scary. There was a woman at one club who had gotten so skinny that her hair started to fall out and she stopped menstruating. Another member at one of the other clubs got into weight training, but never incorporated any form of aerobics. They simply got bigger and bigger, which meant their weight was increasing as well. There have been so many stories I have heard about the things people do to feel better about themselves. One person did liposuction, but it left her misshapen and half of her stomach remained numb from the procedure. I tried my best to guide members if they asked me, but only by telling them what I did to lose weight. One of the main characters had the right idea about working out in their pool to feel better, but things did not end up the way he had hoped in this horror thriller. THEIR NEW HOUSE HAD EVERYTHING THE family wanted; but had something else that they did not want. With Wyatt Russell (Overlord, Everybody Wants Some!!) as Ray Waller, Kerry Condon (The Banshees of Inisherin, Bad Samaritan) as Eve Waller, Amelie Hoeferle (The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes) as Izzy Waller, Gavin Warren (The Man in the White Van, A Hard Problem) as Elliot Waller and Jodi Long (The Tale, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings) as Lucy Summers; this film missed an opportunity to create a scary thriller. Instead, all it offered was a poor excuse for a horror movie. Though the actors tried their best, the script was dull and unimaginative. I felt the scenes were clips from other horror films except with poorer special effects. There were a few scenes that sparked hope inside of me, but sadly the script did not veer off its mundane, average story. It would be best if one passed up on this mess of a picture.
1 ½ stars
Flash Movie Review: Ghostbusters Frozen Empire
THE LAST TIME I WAS IN this city was when I was twelve years old; in other words, it was a long, long time ago. On my recent trip, I found myself staying at a hotel that was right next to the one I stayed in decades ago. It was the same curved building but now it had two other buildings on its property. Funny how we stayed at the hotel next door because this one was considered too fancy back then. I did make a point of walking over to the other property to see if anything looked familiar to me. The lettering on the sign out front was the same except the lighting had been upgraded to LED lights. When I walked into the hotel lobby, I remembered the wide sweeping staircase that was off to the side; it was there that a family friend snapped a photograph of me dressed in white pants, a nehru shirt and around my neck a strand of puka beads. I am really dating myself here. It is funny, back then people tended to dress up more; or at least that was my perception. Now, as I looked around, both inside and outside, pretty much anything was good to wear from thongs to moo moo dresses to dress slacks to speedos. AFTER I WAS SETTLED INTO MY hotel room, I decided to take a walk to see if I would recognize anything else. I remembered the main avenue where the major hotels were situated was a bustling place of commerce and activity. Once I got over the bridge, I was in the heart of all the retail establishments. The street looked foreign to me. Where this famous delicatessen sat in the middle of the block, where I had indulged in some incredible meals, was now an ethnic supermarket. Further ahead on the next block, I remembered a candy shop that had this huge gumball machine out in front, that charged a quarter for its jawbreaker candies. Instead, there was a convenience store now, the gumball machine a thing from the past. As I walked block after block, I was surprised how much I remembered from that trip when I was a kid. Being in a warmer climate, the buildings were all light colored and clean, with a row of palm trees in front that stood like sentinels all the way down as far as one could see. The street before me now had a tiredness to it; or better said, it looked exhausted. Some stores were boarded up while others appeared neglected. I found it sad and depressing, which surprisingly was how I felt about the latest installment in this adventure, comedy fantasy. WHEN AN ANCIENT ARTIFACT IS UNWITTINGLY opened, it releases an evil spirit that was trapped inside for centuries. The Ghostbusters would need all the help they could get to stop the evil spirit from changing the world into an ice kingdom. With Paul Rudd (Ant-Man franchise, Ideal Home) as Gary Grooberson, Carrie Coon (The Post, The Gilded Age) as Callie Spengler, Finn Wolfhard (Hell of a Summer, Stranger Things-TV) as Trevor Spengler, McKenna Grace (Young Sheldon-TV; I, Tonya) as Phoebe Spengler and Kumail Nanjiani (Eternals, The Big Sick) as Nadeem Razmaadi; this latest production was a snoozefest for me. I found myself nodding off even in the theater. The script was packed with so many story lines which cast a somber color over all the activities. There was hardly any humor, and it seemed the writers wanted to make sure the appearances from the previous cast had their fair share and more throughout the picture. I still could not believe there was no excitement, thrills or memorable moments like the original film produced. This will probably come out as a joke, but I am serious, this was an unholy mess.
1 ½ stars
Flash Movie Review: Madame Web
I BELIEVE MOST INDIVIDUALS CAN DISCERN if some upcoming thing they will experience will be pleasant or not. The easy example would be going to the dentist; but I am talking about something more in the grey area. For instance, a family function can be anything from a fist fight event to a supremely festive one. Some of our intuition is based on what facts we know about the soon to be event. I used to dread going to certain family milestone events if alcohol were being served because I knew what that would do to some of the people in attendance. They would have too much to drink and make a spectacle of themselves; as a result, upsetting multiple relatives and casting a dark pallor over the event. Another situation is going out to eat with a friend of mine. This person tends to send their food back every time we have gotten together. I can understand if the wait staff got the order wrong, but if the food is not piping hot or does not have the taste they were expecting, they will return it and do it in a way that makes their displeasure obvious. I find it uncomfortable so I have resorted to never offering a suggestion on where we should eat. Instead, I let them choose with the hopes they know the place and will accept their food the first time it is brought to the table. THERE HAVE BEEN TIMES WHERE I have had a feeling of déjà vu. I may meet someone and immediately feel a connection as if I had been with them a previous time. Again, it is based on my past experiences, but any plans made to get together again are met with a joyful feeling. I try not to go to something with the expectation that I am going to have a miserable or unpleasant time, though that has not been my nature in the past. Putting negative energy out into the world can lead to a self-fulfilling prophecy, in my opinion. This is one of the reasons why I try to avoid any reviews or comments about a movie before I have the chance to see it for myself. I mentioned before I am not a fan of slasher movies, but I try to keep an open mind still. When I saw the advertisement for this movie, I could not figure out what it was supposed to be. It was not until I saw the preview for it prior while waiting for a different film that I realized this was an origin story in the Spiderman world. I was not sure what I was watching so I did not give it much thought. When I finally got to see this action, adventure, science fiction film, I was glad I did not pay attention. AFTER HAVING A LIFE-THREATENING EXPERIENCE on the job, a New York paramedic begins to see snippets of things that have not taken place yet in her life. One of the snippets involved protecting three strangers on a train. With Dakota Johnson (The Lost Daughter, The Hight Note) as Cassandra Webb, Sydney Sweeney (Anyone But You, Americana) as Julia Cornwall, Isabela Merced (Father of the Bride, Dora and the Lost City of Gold) as Anya Corazon, Celeste O’Connor (The In Between, Ghostbusters: Afterlife) as Mattie Franklin and Tahar Rahim (A Prophet, The Kindness of Strangers) as Ezekiel Sims; this movie was not a pleasant experience for me. I was bored through most of it. The script was basic, predictable, and filled with nonsense. Dakota was okay but she was not able to hold up the mess that was falling around her. The flashes of future scenes were annoying because there were times I did not know if I was watching the present or future. I think if I had looked at the comments and reviews for this picture, I would have walked into the theater dreading spending my time watching such a poorly done film.
1 ½ stars
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