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Flash Movie Review: Bad Moms Christmas

PRETEND YOU CAME FROM a far, far away land or even distant planet and observe the actions some people go through for their holiday celebrations. Morning, noon or night you could see drivers arguing over parking spaces. The landscape void of all vegetation has building blocks of cement and steel doing everything in their power to entice citizens to walk through their doors and buy the merchandise inside. Speaking of merchandise, there are colorful displays everywhere inside these buildings that try to catch your eye. Music played only during the autumn/winter months continuously enters your ears; more than likely repeating itself at some point. Rolls of paper have to be replaced in cash registers throughout the store because of all the gift receipts being printed out. And the most arduous times during this period take place when there is something called a “sale.” During this time you might see people bumping into other people as they seek and consume marked down items.     RETURNING TO THEIR HOMES the frenzy does not stop as the end of the year nears. Lists are made for all of the foods one wants to have in their possession. Some people will stress over the preparation of the meals while others will just have others bring in the food. People risk life and limb to hang decorations all over the outside of their houses and across their land. Frustration can spike when after strings of lights are hung to outline the edges of one’s house and one of the bulbs does not light up when the switch is turned on. Inside the decorations can have a particular theme or be a conglomeration of ideas brought together to make the house look festive. One interesting thing of note revolves around the concept of gift giving. It may appear that the younger the person is the more gifts they want to get. This concept of gift giving comes with its own unique form of stress. Will the recipient like the gift, will it fit, will it be too hard to put together; these are some of the thoughts that many individuals get when their minds are focused on gifts. If that was not stressful enough, what could be worse than answering the door to an unexpected guest? If you want to find out then watch what happens in this comedy adventure.     FEELING THE STRESS OF the holiday’s fast approach friends Amy, Kiki and Carla; played by Mila Kunis (Oz the Great and Powerful, Friends with Benefits), Kristen Bell (The Lifeguard, Hit and Run) and Kathryn Hahn (The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, We’re the Millers); were not prepared for the ultimate stress—their mothers’ surprise visit. This sequel represents the bad aspects of making a sequel. Where I liked the first movie, I was bored through most of this film. On top of it I found a mean spiritedness to the story. The introduction of each one’s mother has been done before and I found some of the scenes ludicrous. There was no new humor mined with this mother/daughter story line. The cast was fine though I thought Christine Baranski (Into the Woods, The Good Wife-TV) as Ruth and Susan Sarandon (The Lovely Bones, The Meddler) as Isis were typical choices; one was stuck up and the other was the laid back hippie. Though there were a couple of chuckles here and there, I found this film as stale as year old fruitcake.

 

1 ½ stars

 

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Flash Movie Review: Trolls

IT is quite easy to be pessimistic when one has experienced many disappointments. I have mentioned in the past I refer to myself as a defensive pessimist. The first time I heard this term was in one of my psychology classes. The term fit me like a custom-made suit. Through classroom discussions I learned some new things about myself. I would not be labeled a “downer,” but I never was one to look on the bright side of a situation. This I found out was a good thing because me and people with a similar mindset prepare for the worst in a situation, but are quicker to adapt then those who stay positive. I will give you an example of something that happened to me this week. MY furnace had to be replaced immediately. The HVAC company offered a 36 month payment plan, interest free. Who would not want to take advantage of this offer? However, as I was filling out the online application I noticed the issuing bank was the same bank I had a horrible time with when I refinanced my mortgage. Just to give you a reference point this bank had my mortgage and my application to refinance it was declined one time because no one at the bank checked off the prefix Mr. So now as I continued the application process a part of my brain was already planning for the worst. I was coming up with a couple of backup plans if the bank was going to hassle me again. Sure enough the bank responded to my application by only giving me a $900.00 credit limit. I will spare you the foul language; only telling you my FICA score is 834-840. I called the bank with no fear because I had my options but in 15 minutes they increased my credit limit to $9500.00. If this did not happen I would still be able to keep my appointment for the new furnace; could an optimist make the needed adjustments? Something to ponder as you watch this colorful, animated adventure film.   WHEN one of the townsfolk was kidnapped optimist Poppy, voiced by Anna Kendrick (The Accountant, Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates), was positive she could save her fellow troll. It only meant working with the pessimist Branch, voiced by Justin Timberlake (Friends with Benefits, Runner Runner). This film festival winning comedy had a fun soundtrack to accompany the kaleidoscopic scenes. Though the movie was geared towards children, adults could find things they would like about the story. For me the idea of working together resonated strongly in the script. The story was basic, offering very little in originality; I felt as if the purpose of the movie was to make troll dolls popular again. With that being said let me tell you the things that kept my interest through this picture were the use of sarcasm, the dancing, song selection and the color palette. What you see in the trailer is pretty much what you get in the film. I try my best not to go into a movie theater with expectations, but I have to say this film was easy fun. There was a brief extra scene during the credits.

 

2 ¾ stars

 

 

Flash Movie Review: Bonneville

Those I call friend join me on a life long journey. We walk side by side down a long and winding road, where we discover amazing sights along the way. Sometimes they have to push me up a hill of doubt; other times, I have to pull them through a thicket of low self-esteem. Either way we take this journey together without any judgements, only unconditional love. Though every step is precious, there is an extra comfort when we share the high and the low points along our way. This comedic drama reinforced the deep affection I have for my friends. After recently reviewing special effect laden blockbusters, it was peaceful just to sit and focus on the art of acting. Recently widowed Arvilla Holden, played by Jessica Lange (The Vow, Big Fish), was distressed further when her stepdaughter demanded her father’s ashes be given to her, to be buried next to his first wife. Not wanting Arvilla to take the trip alone; her two friends Margene Cunningham and Carol Brimm, played by Kathy Bates (Titanic, Midnight in Paris) and Joan Allen (Hachi: A Dog’s Tale, Death Race), decided to join her. The trip would take the three women to unexpected places. For me the story was a generic blueprint; it had no embellishments or surprises to set it apart from similar stories done before. I wished the writers would have done a stronger story line because it really was not fair to the actresses. The acting power of Jessica, Kathy, Joan and Christine Baranski (Mamma Mia, The Good Wife-TV), as the stepdaughter Francine Holden Packard, deserved a better script. There was sweet, gentle moments throughout the film, along with chuckles provided for the most part by Kathy Bates’ character. An added bonus for me was the beautiful scenery the trio stopped at during their journey. This was not a great movie by any means; however, I simply enjoyed the underlying theme of friends being there for each other.

 

2 1/4 stars — DVD

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