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Flash Movie Review: The Conjuring: Last Rites
I HAVE A FRIEND WHO NEVER eats leftover food. It drives me crazy. He says the food rarely tastes as good on the second day, which is why he does not bother taking home any “doggie bags” from restaurants or friends and family meals. I, on the other hand, love leftovers. One of my favorite leftover food is pizza. In fact, I prefer eating it cold on the second day and even third when there is a lot of it leftover after a gathering. Another food I enjoy eating for a couple days after is turkey meatloaf or turkey sloppy joe’s. When I think about the type of foods I have eaten after the day they were made, there are very few I even bother heating up. From chicken chow mein, to lasagna, to chicken fajitas; I relish them just as much when they were first served hot from the stove. Maybe because many of my school lunch meals through elementary and high school were brown-bagged sandwiches, I still find it odd at times when someone I am with orders a hot meal for lunch. In my brain, it was trained that lunchtime would involve a cold sandwich and a bag of chips. The only food I can think of that I would eat warm at lunchtime was a hamburger or grilled cheese sandwich. THIS IDEA OF EXTENDING A MEAL beyond a day can be easily translated to other genres; for example, books and movies. Most book sequels or installments from the original story have been just as moving to me. My first introduction to book series were the Hardy Boys’ books. I remember spending hours reading through these detective mystery books. When I was halfway through the series, I began alternating the Hardy Boys with other books because I wanted to extend my time reading about the boy detectives. It surprises me when I think about it since I was more of an “instant gratification” type of boy. Though, these days, I do find myself wishing I could binge watch some of the shows I watch on streaming platforms instead of doing them weekly or biweekly. With the movies I have seen, the opposite is true. There has been some film franchises that excelled with their sequels; however, in my experience, the majority of film sequels I watched were not as good as the original movie. The other thing about sequels, sometimes the first picture that came out was complete and satisfying to me. I did not need to see those same characters again. However, I have been surprised when it does happen and I find myself enjoying the different plots with each installment. Regarding today’s review of this latest sequel, it was not part of my awareness or desire that I wanted or needed to see these paranormal investigators again. HAVING THE MINDSET THAT THEY WERE retired from their work with evil entities, a pair of investigators are drawn into one last case that could lead to serious consequences for their family. With Patrick Wilson (Midway, Moonfall) as Ed Warren, Vera Farmiga (Origin, The Many Saints of Newark) as Lorraine Warren, Mia Tomlinson (The Beast Must Die-TV, The Lost Pirate Kingdom-TV) as Judy Warren, Ben Hardy (Bohemian Rhapsody, Love at First Sight) as Tony Spera, and Rebecca Calder (Love Me Do, Kandahar) as Janet Smurl; this supernatural horror, mystery thriller surprised me. Granted, I walked into it with low expectations, but found it kept my attention as it built up a steady stream of suspense throughout the story. There was less violence and blood compared to the previous movies as the writers used a dual story line that alternated back and forth between the two. At first, I did not understand what was going on, wondering if I was seeing younger versions of Ed and Lorraine, or members of their extended family. But soon after, it became clear that the plots would intersect. The acting was good as well as the atmosphere of the sets and costumes. All in all, I was entertained and glad I saw what I hope will be the final installment.
2 1/2 stars
Flash Movie Review: Ghostbusters
The street festival provided an opportunity to relive the memories of the old neighborhood of my youth. Walking the residential streets was a revelation for the homes were now freshly painted in colorful hues. Old porches and stairs that previously yawned in tiredness looked confidently strong now; I doubt they would utter a peep. The biggest surprise was the amount of foliage everywhere. As a kid I remember flowers were something one would find mostly in a backyard, not many households had them in front. Bushes covered the bottoms of houses; some planted to form a straight hedge across, others looking like tossed green gumdrops. Now as I traveled down several streets, flowers and ornamental trees were blooming everywhere. The trees that remained from my childhood had expanded and grown as if someone had pumped them up with air to look like inflated balloons at a Thanksgiving parade. When I finally reached the heart of the business area there were a few stores I remembered though they were dressed up with new signs and banners. The grocery store was replaced by one of those dollar stores and the local drugstore was now a currency exchange. Sitting in the same place was the diner I used to go to at least once a week. I had to go in and though no one looked familiar to me, the furniture had not changed. I ordered my usual and watched the cook make it as I sat on one of the dark red stools at the counter. The food came in those same plastic baskets freshly lined with wax paper. I was excited as I took my first bite, taking in the earthy aroma wafting off the pile of fries. Sadly my memories tasted better than the actual meal. The same thing could be said about this version of a comedy classic. STRANGE occurrences started popping up around New York City but only two people understood what they could be. Scientist friends Erin Gilbert and Abby Yates, played by Kristen Wiig (The Martian, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty) and Melissa McCarthy (The Boss, Spy) were convinced there was finally proof to substantiate their research. After all the talk of this science fiction fantasy reboot having a female cast it all came down to the script for me. Kristen, Melissa and Leslie Jones (Trainwreck, Saturday Night Live-TV) as Patty Tolan were subdued compared to Kate McKinnon (Life Partners, Saturday Night Live-TV) as Jillian Holtzmann; she was terrific which is saying a lot since the story was bland. I did not have any laugh out loud moments and felt the story needed some caffeine. The villain of the story was so dull with a tired story line that I sat in my seat and wondered what the writers were thinking. Even the special effects were nothing special; after all these years since the original film, you would think the movie studio would want to dazzle the viewers with special effects. Overall this movie was not the worst; it just did not taste as good as the original I remembered. There was an extra scene at the end of the credits.
2 stars
Flash Movie Review: The Conjuring
The random clicking sound became deliberate, attracting my attention. It sounded as if it was near the kitchen door. My hand slowly slid around the dining room wall, looking for the light switch before I would enter the kitchen. As the fluorescent fixture soaked the room in white light, I intently stared at the back door. The transom window was closed and what light spilled onto the back porch did not reveal anything lurking outside. A sigh of relief passed through my dry lips just as the floor behind me groaned under a sudden added weight. I spun around to a vacant room, shaken up by the noticeable sounds. Walking over to the television, I turned the sound up louder and waited for the return of my parents. You see, it was the first time I was left home alone without a babysitter. It was surprising how my imagination took those familiar sounds from my home and turned them into something sinister and threatening. That feeling of oncoming dread slithered its way throughout this thrilling film. After Carolyn and Roger Perron, played by Lili Taylor (The Haunting, High Fidelity) and Ron Livingston (The Cooler, Drinking Buddies), moved into their new home with their 5 children, unexplained incidents began to occur. When they seemed to turn aggressive, paranormal investigators Lorraine and Ed Warren, played by Vera Farmiga (Up in the Air, Source Code) and Patrick Wilson (Insidious, Watchmen), were asked to find an explanation for these hostile events. Director James Wan (Saw, Insidious) did a beautiful job of crafting an old-fashioned horror movie. The acting was formidable, especially from Vera and LIli. I was swept into the story partially because it did not use blood and gore to scare the audience; it made the viewers use their imaginations. For me, the middle of the movie played stronger compared to the beginning and end. This was a good old-time, scary film that will have you gripping your arm rests. A couple of brief scenes had blood in them.
3 stars
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