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Flash Movie Review: Love Again

I DO NOT WANT TO SAY it is creepy to hear the deceased’s voice on the phone, but it definitely is startling. When calling a friend who is unavailable, and the greeting on their phone is from one of their deceased family members, it can take one by surprise. The first time it happened, I found it disturbing to hear this voice that I remember from so many years of knowing them. I do not know the reason the deceased’s voice remains as the phone greeting, but I can appreciate the anxiety of letting go of a loved one. Maybe hearing the voice on the phone makes one feel like they are still part of us? I am not judging it; or at least I hope not. It is hard whenever one loses a loved one. I have seen a variety of ways people cope with loss. One person keeps their loved one’s coat and hat hanging on the coatrack; another has left the departed’s closet alone with all their clothes still hanging up. The toughest or let me say the hardest example I witnessed was a woman who lost their baby during the beginning of their eighth month. She had a nursery all set up; with all the necessities one needs for a newborn baby. She would sit and cry in the nursery every day for weeks; it was heartbreaking.      I HAVE NOT EXPERIENCED THE DEATH of someone close to me like a spouse or sibling; but I have felt the sense of loss from the breakup of a love relationship. In a way, it is like experiencing a death, particularly if the two of you were living together. Once the relationship ended, there were a few things I changed to avoid seeing the memory attached to the various items through the house. Photos of us together were placed in a drawer that I use for storage. Mementos like souvenirs bought during a vacation also were hidden away. I have mentioned before the first thing I usually do is change the routine we shared. There never is a time limit on how long one needs to heal from a loss, but for me one day suddenly something clicks, and I can gaze at the old photos and trinkets we acquired/created together. From my experiences it was always easier to deal with loss by feeling anger; it burned the sadness and unhappiness flowing through me. But at some point, the anger dissipates and reality sets back in, letting the healing process begin. As I watched this dramatic romantic comedy, I was hoping the main character would be able to work through her grief like I did with mine.      WITH THE SUDDEN LOSS OF HER fiancé, a children’s author continued to send texts to his cell phone, unaware the phone number was transferred to a new customer’s work phone. The texts were rather personal. With Priyanka Chopra Jonas (Baywatch, The White Tiger) as Mira Ray, Sam Heughan (The Spy Who Dumped Me, Outlander-TV) as Rob Burns, Celine Dion (Muppets Most Wanted) as herself, Sofia Barclay (Defending the Guilty-TV, NYPD Blue) as Suzy Ray and Russell Tovey (The Good Liar, Being Human-TV) as Billy Brooks; this film’s story was a bit hard to believe. The same goes for the chemistry between Priyanka’s and Sam’s characters; I was not completely in synch with them. Part of the groundwork in the script could have created a better story. I appreciated the sense of loss and the love aspects, but telling their story with Sam’s work life and throwing in Celine for another angle and it all was an odd mixture. If one just wants to give their brain a rest and see what people do for love, then this movie might stir something in your heart. There were extra scenes during the ending credits.

1 ¾ stars 

Flash Movie Trailer: Bloodshot

THERE WAS A TEACHER AT MY SCHOOL who had a wooden arm. Every student knew it even if they did not have her as their teacher. She wore long sleeves year-round and she kept the hand portion of her fake arm covered with a glove. There was a rumor I had heard about a student in one of her classes. Upon being told to close the classroom window they had opened without permission; the student asked the teacher why, was she afraid of woodpeckers flying into the room? The student was expelled from school for 2 weeks. I am guessing most of you are shocked after reading about this teacher’s arm. It surprised me as well, since I live in a city that has a renowned rehabilitation center. Through the years the local news has reported on this institution’s latest cutting-edge, technological achievements. Patients from all over the world have come here to receive help and guidance from this rehabilitation center. I did not know the teacher’s circumstances on why she either chose or was given a wooden arm instead of some type of bendable prosthetic. Back in school there was a part of me that had always hoped I would get her for a teacher; so, I could see for myself how she navigated through the daily class routines. What can I say; I was curious.     SINCE I MENTIONED THE REHABILITATION CENTER, there was one success story that never made it to the news. I was fortunate to watch one patient’s progress on one of my social media sites. I must tell you; it was an incredible journey to watch because this patient came to the center after an accident caused their inability to walk. Periodically, they would post a photo/video of themselves relearning how to walk with mechanical assistance. I never knew what type of injury they had; however, I remember their earliest videos would show them buckled into a nearly full body suit that was suspended from the ceiling and had electrodes attached all over it. There was one video where the patient was wearing the suit and had 2 people on either side moving their limbs to simulate a walking motion. Weeks and weeks went by before the patient was able to move one leg an inch with no assistance; the smile on their face was immense. At some point the suspended suit was replaced with one that was remotely controlled. The patient had to hold onto two parallel bars, as their legs would slowly shuffle one at a time forward. What a feat to witness; I originally thought I would be seeing a similar feat in this science fiction, action drama.     NEW TECHNOLOGY WAS ABLE TO BRING Ray Garrison, played by Vin Diesel (The Last Witch Hunter, The Fast and Furious franchise), back from his untimely death. However, his memories were a different story. With Eiza Gonzalez (Baby Driver, Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw) as Katie/KT, Sam Heughan (Outlander-TV, The Spy Who Dumped Me) as Jimmy Dalton, Toby Kebbell (Fantastic Four, The Hurricane Heist) as Martin Axe and Guy Pearce (Spinning Man, The Rover) as Dr. Emil Harting; this film based on a popular comic book was a typical Vin Diesel picture. It also included a typical Vin performance; even when the action was done in slow motion. The idea behind the story intrigued me; in fact, I enjoyed the enhancements made to Vin’s character. Yet, the writers did nothing new with the story line. There were big fight scenes and special effects; but they were all wrapped into a blah script that did not provide me with anything new. All I can say is this film was not horrible; it was just bland and mindless. You would think with all the technological advances that have been achieved in the world, the movie studio could have presented a better film.

 

1 ¾ stars

Flash Movie Review: The Spy Who Dumped Me

FRIENDS HAVE TOLD ME I should write a book about all the excuses I have heard to end a relationship. You might think I am making them up but that is not the case; some of the ones I will list here were given to me. One of my favorites is the one where our relationship had to end because I lived in the suburbs. It wasn’t as if I resided in the farthest suburb that was miles away, where one needed to pack a lunch before heading out. My house was literally 5 blocks from the city limits; from my place to theirs was a total of six miles that was easily accessible by car, bus or train. From someone else their reason to me why they were ending the relationship was because I walked too fast. My response was to ask if it had ever occurred to them to ask me to slow down. How was I supposed to know otherwise? I have long legs; so, I guess I cover more ground quicker than someone with shorter legs? Several of the other excuses that people have told me they heard were: you are too intense, we have different interests and you are not an animal lover.      AN IMPORTANT LESSON I LEARNED ABOUT break-ups is to not take them personally. I know, it can be hard not to take them personally; but in my experiences a majority of the time I had not caused the separation between us. There were times where I later found out they were going through personal issues that had nothing to do with me. I will say I have gained something from every person I have ever dated. At the time I may not have understood what insight I had received; but eventually, it would reveal itself to me so that I could get a better understanding about myself. Sound too deep? Yea, I agree; I do not want to turn this review into a session of therapy. One more thing and then I will move on; I was not always an understanding individual who would take the ending of a relationship in stride. Oh no, I could easily turn it back on them and get real ugly. There were a few where I not only gave them a piece of my mind but gave them an encyclopedia of derogatory adjectives to describe what I saw as their failings. And I never did it in a text message; unlike what happened to the poor woman in this action comedy.      NOT ONLY DID AUDREY, PLAYED BY Mila Kunis (Black Swan, Bad Moms franchise), not know why her boyfriend Drew, played by Justin Theroux (The Girl on the Train, American Psycho), broke up with her; but now she was wanted by people from all over the world and not in a good way. With Kate McKinnon (Rough Night, Office Christmas Party) as Morgan, Sam Heughan (Heart of Lightness, Outlander-TV) as Sebastian and Hasan Minaj (Most Likely to Murder, The Daily Show-TV) as Duffer; if for nothing else, the only reason one needs to go see this movie is for Kate McKinnon. She is truly gifted; watching her, I had to wonder if she was ad libbing half the script. Her timing and delivery was wonderful. Mila was good; but Kate is in a different category. As for the film the script could have used a couple of rewrites. I found the story going from one outrageous caper to another, some bordering on silly. At least I did get some laughs from time to time; but these 2 actresses easily could have taken on a better developed story and script. I think with a little tweaking and work Kate and Mila could be a long-term, fun relationship.

 

2 ½ stars