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Flash Movie Review: Nonnas
IN RETIREMENT, I DID NOT WANT to make cooking one of my goals. Instead, I left it as a work in progress. Presently, I do not have the confidence to trust my cooking skills, so whenever we have company over for dinner, I make two main courses; this way if one of them turns out bad, there is another one that hopefully is better. I like to increase the odds in my favor. However, in my mind I have visions of family and friends gathering at our house, to use one of my favorite sayings, to “break bread.” I truly enjoy that phrase because it is simple and direct. It has its origins in religious scriptures but I am referring to the modern slang version of it which means to share a meal, a significant event to foster meaningful connections and cooperation. In my thank you speech to our wedding guests, I thanked them for attending to break bread with us because we were all as one. So this idea of creating and sharing a meal is in my head and has been for decades. The example of it came from my now deceased relatives who every weekend took turns hosting the entire family over for a dinner, a lunch, a brunch, or a barbecue. The home would be filled with relatives all gathered around the dining room table that had its extra leaves put into it. We would sometimes be jammed tightly around it depending on how many relatives were present, but it did not make a difference to any of us; we all loved being together to share in the stories that would be told and the home cooked food. WITH THAT AS MY EXAMPLE, I want to be able to carry on that tradition which is why I want to practice and get more comfortable with the cooking aspect of a meal. I do pretty good in the baked desserts category. Along with this mental picture, the idea of using the kitchen items that have been handed down to me, is the icing on the cake, pun intended. I have serving platters and bowls that I remember when I was a toddler. In my possession are only a few of the recipes that my relatives used when they were alive and hosting meals. I would love to be able to recreate some of their dishes and surprise the current generations of our families. However, there is a problem with some of the recipes; there are no exact measurements to the ingredients. Back then, the people who did the cooking and baking had most of their recipes committed to memory. I even remember sitting down with a relative and having them show me how much of each ingredient they used, then taking it and measuring it out. That would be the ultimate achievement if I could do something like that, but I do not think at this stage of my life I will ever achieve such a feat. In the meantime, I sit and study the recipes and tackle them with estimated amounts, doing them over and over, until the reality matches the memory of the item. This dramatic comedy reinforces my belief that sitting together and breaking bread is a powerful force, especially when one has at their disposal those old family recipes. AFTER HIS MOTHER’S PASSING, A SON wants to honor her in a special way; by opening a restaurant though he knows nothing about running such an operation. With Vince Vaughn (Wedding Crashers, Fighting with my Family) as Joe Scaravella, Lorraine Bracco (The Basketball Diaries, The Sopranos-TV) as Roberts, Talia Shire (Rocky franchise, The Godfather franchise) as Teresa, Brenda Vaccaro (Capricorn One, Midnight Cowboy) as Antonella, and Joe Manganiello (The Kill Room, Magic Mike franchise) as Bruno; this film based on a true story was an easy comforting viewing experience. I enjoyed seeing the long well known actors working seamlessly together, doing what they do best. The script, though it was predictable, still provided warm fuzzy moments, helped by scenes of the wonderful looking home cooked meals. This film does not put on airs or thinks it is some kind of masterpiece in cinema; it simply provides a couple of chuckles, solid acting from the cast, and a great idea that became a well known reality. Excuse my choice of words, but this was a delicious little piece of a picture.
3 stars
Flash Movie Review: Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A TIME when I worked out at the fitness center and did not witness incredible human feats. I am not talking about the individuals who lift massive amounts of weights or are running on a treadmill for lengthy times; I am referring to those individuals who are working out with a prosthetic limb or while sitting in a wheelchair. When such an individual is in my line of sight, I pay attention to what they are doing and am always impressed by their dedication. There is one person I see almost every time I am at the center who is confined to a wheelchair. He goes through an almost complete circuit of weight machines. For each one, he must line up his wheelchair just right, lock the wheels, hoist himself up using only his arms while grabbing onto something sturdy on each machine. He then does something like a pirouette that will place him in position to fall back onto the machine’s seat. At his age he is not out to lift heavy weights; he simply wants to maintain good muscle tone, especially in his arms since they do the heavy lifting for him instead of his legs. When I look at him, I am reminded of something I would share with all my yoga classes: women have more lower body strength while men have more upper body strength. Of course, this was said just before we were going into a pose that would tax the upper body, but I would ask the class to think about how we get out of a chair when we are in our 80’s. We use our arms to push ourselves up which is why I am focusing on upper body poses. PERIODICALLY I SEE A MAN AT the fitness center whose leg is amputated at the knee. Where the previous person I was talking about did a pirouette, this individual lifts himself out of his chair and hops on one leg to get over to the seat or bench of a weight machine. He is younger so he is able to achieve this hopping movement confidently. It is amazing to watch him on a rowing machine. With one leg he still works himself up to a steady sweat. As I said earlier, I always see someone doing something incredible who despite their ailment or circumstances continues to work out and maintain a healthy lifestyle. A woman who either had a stroke or has a debilitating disease spends at least 45 minutes walking the track. One arm hangs loosely down which makes me assume it is non-functioning, and she has a severe limp. Yet, she keeps a steady pace until she completes her time or number of laps. It truly is inspirational, and I admire each one of them. I had the same feelings watching this heartfelt, beautiful biographical documentary. FROM BEING THE FIRST SUPERHERO IN modern times, to a different kind of superhero, Christopher Reeve never stopped pursuing justice for all. Written by Otto Burnham (Atomic People, Right to Fight), and directed and written by Ian Bonhote (Alleycats, Rising Phoenix) and Peter Ettedgui (McQueen, Rising Phoenix); this movie lovingly follows Christopher through the stages of his life, including the stages of his family’s lives. The mix of archival footage and friends and family interviews painted a well-rounded picture of Christopher. I did feel that the powers that be kept more to an upbeat story instead of sinking into despair. I had forgotten what a big deal it was when the first Superman movie debuted; everyone assumed Christopher was his character. What made it more convincing was the fact the CGI effects were not as advanced as they are now. The overall feeling I had while watching this film was that it was an honest portrayal of everyone. From the various family members to the celebrity interviews of Susan Sarandon, Glen Close, Jeff Daniels and John Kerry. Despite the hardships, Christopher remained a fighter and tried to make the world a better place for all. This film does him justice.
3 ½ stars
Flash Movie Review: The Six Triple Eight
IN PREVIOUS REVIEWS, I MENTIONED I spent time volunteering at various organizations around the city. I decided to do this to honor a special person who was no longer in my life. This individual was a volunteer who found themselves doing whatever needed to be done, from restocking office supplies to being support host to delivering food to those who were not able to provide for themselves. From the stories I heard, it was obvious my friend was making a difference in the lives of so many people; I felt an intense sense of pride in the work they were doing. So, when I decided to devote time to volunteering, I chose organizations that either meant something to my friend or were doing similar types of work to the places where they had volunteered. My first introduction as a volunteer was to get dressed up in a suit and tie and walk around at this organization’s annual fundraising event, selling raffle tickets. It was being held in a downtown hotel’s grand ballroom and I had to be there an hour before the doors opened. Having this be my first experience volunteering, quickly took away any anxiety or nervousness I was feeling. In fact, my only biggest worry was making sure I did not mess up when giving back change whenever someone was using cash to make a purchase. Outside of that, the evening went smoothly, and the volunteers even got fed as well. FROM THAT FIRST EXPERIENCE, MY NEXT commitment to volunteering was for an organization that provided medical and health needs for those on limited incomes. The organization, for the past few years, was accepting donations in the form of household products such as kitchenware, ceramics, and artwork. Someone in their marketing department came up with the idea of opening a pop-up resale shop and stock it with all the donations they had been collecting. I thought it was a great idea. A group of volunteers were chosen to head over to the retail space and set up displays all over the store, using the donations. When we arrived at the shop, we all gathered inside and went around stating what each of us would like to tackle first. I wanted to create displays after the items were unpacked; three other volunteers wanted to join me. We each took a corner of the store and got to work. I had an awesome time setting out the different pieces, creating settings such as a den, office, and kitchen. By the time we were done the place had been transformed into what looked like a model home for sale. Gratefully, all the volunteer assignments I had were a positive experience. Yet, after seeing this historical drama and seeing what the main characters endured during their stint, I was simply scratching the surface of volunteering. The women in this story were doing something monumental. WITH RAMPENT RACISM AND SEXISM BLANTLY on display, the Women’s Army Corp’s only Black battalion was sent overseas on a mission. No one expected them to succeed, which was why they were chosen. With Kerry Washington (American Son, The Prom) as Major Adams, Ebony Obsidian (If Beale Street Could Talk, Sistas-TV) as Lena Derriecott King, Milauna Jackson (A Jazzman’s Blues, Strike Back-TV) as Captain Campbell, Kylie Jefferson (Tiny Pretty Things-TV) as Bernice Baker, and Shanice Shantay (Perfect Harmony-TV, The Wiz Live!-TV) as Johnnie Mae; this movie based on a true story needed a better script. The reason I say this is because the story was so much better than the film. Written and directed by Tyler Perry, the script had too many syrupy moments that were not necessary. The acting, however, was wonderful. Kerry was perfect in her role, commanding attention every time she was in a scene. I honestly cannot believe this important event in history had never been brought to light before. I could not stop thinking about this film after I was done watching it. A remarkable achievement that needed a stronger vehicle to carry its message. There was actual footage shown during the ending credits.
2 ¾ stars
Flash Movie Review: The Meddler
Rarely did a day go by where she did not stick her head out the window to yell her son’s name. If the atmosphere in our neighborhood was conducive to producing fog, she would have been perfect as a foghorn; that is how loud and piercing her voice was from the 2nd floor window. Everyone in the neighborhood knew of her. She actually was a fun mother who was the first one to help out at any school functions and kept her home fully stocked with candy and treats for any guests. Though if you were to ask her son what he thought of her, he may have had a slightly different opinion. He always had to call her if he was going anywhere out of range from her vision. If he went over to a friend’s house he had to call her when he got there and when he was on his way home. There were a few boys who would tease him about it but the rest of us kept quiet. I thought it was better than the mothers who wanted to actually come out and play with us. Not the kind who would agree to be our pitcher if we were one player short; I am talking about the ones who wanted to participate in snowball fights or king of the hill. They would even dress in a less adult way where one would not first think they had kids; it was just weird to me. And especially when you get towards that adolescence age where you don’t want any parents around as you are feeling more independent, it can turn into an embarrassing situation. AFTER her husband died Marnie, played by Susan Sarandon (Tammy, Robot & Frank), needed a hobby. What better one to have than her daughter Lori, played by Rose Byrne (Neighbors, Spy)? This comedic drama started out in familiar territory to the point where I thought it would become obnoxious. But here is the beauty of it; in its sly way the script took me to a whole different place. Let me start out with the acting; besides Susan there was J.K. Simmons (Whiplash, Terminator Genisys) as Zipper and Cecily Strong (The Boss, The Bronze) as Jillian. I was surprised at the different type of character J.K. performed, doing a wonderful job. Then there was Susan, she was sensational in the role. The two actors really formed a connection on screen. I enjoyed the way the script took her on a journey and I am not referring to her traveling from New York City to Los Angeles; it was a well told story of an individual’s growth. Regarding the comedic scenes, I think most viewers will react favorable because of familiarity with the circumstances. Continuing with the Mother’s Day theme from the weekend I feel this film should have been the one to market more than the one I reviewed this past Monday. I recognized several mothers I knew from my childhood in this picture and did not have to hear my friend’s name being shouted out from the window.
3 ¼ stars
Flash Movie Review: Hell and Back
They may only be a string of words but they are filled with the essence of a person. In yesterday’s review I talked about people who do not follow through on their intentions or promises; today I am referring to people who out and out tell lies. For me this is one of my deal breakers on whether I continue a relationship with a person. I don’t have an issue if someone wants to colorize their stories, but saying something that is false to change another person’s perceptions is nothing I want to be around. A few weeks ago a friend of mine called to rant about a friend of hers who I happen to know. This friend had called to touch base with her and catch up with what was going on in their life. During the conversation the friend was explaining why he did not do something he had said he was going to do for her; he told her his sister had cancer throughout her body. My friend was stunned and saddened by the news. After their conversation ended she called another friend to tell them about the sister. Well long story short, it turned out this other friend called the sister to see if they needed any help and shocked her because she did not have any cancer. Now you have to wonder why a person would lie about such a thing; there is no excuse for it as far as I can see. When I hear things like this I feel a person will wind up experiencing a specific negative thing in their life; others would say they are going to hell. AFTER breaking a promise Curt, voiced by Rob Riggle (Let’s Be Cops, 21 Jump Street), was dragged to hell. His friends who witnessed it followed Curt in to try and rescue him. This stop motion animated adventure comedy had some major actors voicing characters like Susan Sarandon (Tammy, The Lovely Bones) as Barb the Angel, Mila Kunis (Jupiter Ascending, Ted) as Deema and Bob Odenkirk (Nebraska, Breaking Bad-TV) as the Devil. Their voices were the best part of the movie; what they said was crude. This film is for adults only because the language was so blue aka risque, bawdy, R rated. I did not find the visuals creative considering the artists could have pretty much created anything they wanted for the scenes. The humor was at such a low level that I did not find anything worth a chuckle. As the script went from one sight gag to another I soon became bored with the story. To tell you the truth I was a bit surprised the studio was able to get first rate actors to partake in this picture. I had to wonder if the actors had done something “bad” in their lives where they had to participate in this film; maybe this was hell for them. Strong language throughout the film.
1 1/2 stars
Flash Movie Review: The Last of Robin Hood
I can only imagine what it must have been like to sit in one of those old movie palaces with the etched terra cotta walls, marble countertops and various sculptures plus murals adorning its grand lobby. Settled into one of the plush velvet covered seats with the wooden armrests that were polished to a high gloss, there had to be an electric energy in the air when this actor was up on the large movie screen. The reason I say this is because I remember seeing his movies on television when I was a little boy. Whether he played a pirate who was secretly conspiring with Queen Elizabeth I to pick off Spanish ships or robbing from the rich to give to the poor; to me he was the ultimate hero. I remember one Halloween I wore a pirate costume but at each house I visited I would tell them I was Errol Flynn (The Sea Hawk, Captain Blood). During his lifetime there was no social media or reporter frenzy like there is today. Scandals may have been reported via word of mouth, but with Errol his outrageousness went beyond any behind the back whispers. KEVIN Kline (Last Vegas, Wild Wild West) portrayed Errol Flynn in this dramatic biography that focused on the movie star’s last years. The story focused on Errol’s infatuation with a young girl named Beverly Aadland, played by Dakota Fanning (Man on Fire, The Runaways). With a celebrity obsessed mother named Florence, played by Susan Sarandon (Tammy, Thelma & Louise), the young starlet wannabe and older actor would set off a controversy that would rock Hollywood. Since I was not familiar with this story I did ask a couple of people if they remembered this chapter of Errol’s life. They in fact did remember the incident, confirming parts of this film for me. Kevin Kline did an admirable job playing Errol. He may not have had the same suave golden charm of Errol but he was still able to pull it off. As for Dakota I was surprised how much I did not care for her in this role. Her acting was bland and lifeless to me. Compared to Kevin and Susan she stood out as a joke; though I have to say, I did not think Susan was all that great either. For such a character from the golden age of actors, this movie fell flat; I was periodically bored as I would glance at my watch to see if the film was almost over. It is never a good sign if I have to look at my watch during a picture. Such a poorly written script, this film did not put the life into an actor who was larger than life.
1 3/4 stars
Flash Movie Review: Tammy
The reactions vary from individual to individual when it comes to experiencing good or bad luck. Some people take things in stride, where the appearance of luck has little effect on their mood. Whether they find $20.00 on the ground while walking to the store or getting drenched by torrential rains that started five minutes before they arrived at their destination, their mood barely budges. I think part of the reason has to do with the way one was raised. The lower the self-confidence the gloomier a person becomes from a stroke of bad luck. There is something about bad luck that makes it feel like a chewed up piece of gum that is stuck on your shoes, making each step harder to take. I have also noticed, at least in my experiences, luck comes in waves. If a person is having a lucky moment it tends to expand beyond one incident. An example would be someone on a lucky streak while playing a game of chance. However, the same could be said if they were on a bad streak. There is an old saying that death comes in threes; the same could be said regarding bad luck. IN this comedy Melissa McCarthy (The Heat, Identity Thief) played Tammy, essentially the same character she recently has portrayed twice before. Loud and foul-mouthed Tammy had a string of bad luck going when her car broke down, lost her job and found her husband Greg, played by Nat Faxon (The Descendants, Bad Teacher), cheating on her with another woman. Seizing it as an opportunity to get out of town and change her life, Tammy found an additional problem; she would have to take along her alcoholic grandmother Pearl, played by Susan Sarandon (The Lovely Bones, The Big Wedding). This film festival winner was such a mess with its conflicting story lines. It would flip from a comedy to a drama, from funny to sad without a continuous train of thought. Maybe it has to do with my own issues about body image but I found this movie offensive. With Melissa’s recent films it seems to me she is cast for her size. The humor is supposed to come from watching a large person doing activities that if the character had been skinny would not be as funny. There was nothing new that Melissa provided to this film; but then again it was hard for any of the actors to do anything worthy with the abysmal script and poor direction. Only Kathy Bates (Titanic, Misery) as cousin Lenore came across as authentic. As far as I was concerned I felt Melissa’s luck had run out with this dud. There was one brief blooper outtake scene in the middle of the credits.
1 2/3 stars
Flash Movie Review: The Big Wedding
Attending a wedding is a little like going to a dinner/theater performance. Sometimes the food can be good while the production is lukewarm; other times, it can be the exact opposite. Wedding receptions are a double edged sword for me. There have been occasions where the bride and groom made it their mission to find me the same happiness they had by seating me next to one of their single friends. Can we say awkward? Usually every wedding has one relative in attendance who feels everyone should be having as much fun as her or him. In my case it usually was a tipsy aunt who found out I could dance and wants to dance the night away with me. So you see why I accept wedding invitations with some trepidation. I had similar feelings about seeing this comedy; my expectations were low. Robert De Niro (Silver Linings Playbook, Being Flynn) and Diane Keaton (Mad Money, The Family Stone) played former husband and wife Don and Ellie. If it was not going to be uncomfortable enough seeing each other for their adoptive son’s wedding; it was going to be a monumental task to pretend they were still married for the sake of their son’s strictly religious, biological mother. Granted the story was far-fetched, but the actors gave it a decent shot. What made it work was the chemistry between Robert, Diane and Susan Sarandon (The Company you Keep, The Client) who played the girlfriend Bebe to Robert’s character Don. It was a pleasant surprise to see Robin Williams (World’s Greatest Dad, Good Will Hunting) playing a more subdued character as Father Moinighan. There were amusing scenes as well as lame scenes throughout the movie. It may be due to my years of exposure to family (dys)functions; but as a whole, I did not mind sitting through this film. At least I did not have anyone sitting next to me or was forced to get up and dance.
2 1/4 stars
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