Flash Movie Review: One More Shot
I THOUGHT THE ADVERTISEMENTS FOR THE exhibit were slick and eye-popping. Besides print ads there were thirty second television ads that showed a stately grand staircase followed by an old photograph of the historic structure. There was a dark Grecian cherub perched on the top of the bottom newel post of the staircase, like a greeter welcoming guests to walk up the steps. One of the print ads had a photo layout of various one hundred plus years old objects that were recovered; they ranged from ceramics to furniture to utensils to decorative art. The thing that I found to be the oddest was the exhibit was being held in an abandoned department store, in the middle of a suburban shopping center. I would have thought something of this magnitude would have been held at a museum or cultural center, not a retail store. Were objects going to be used to fill up the store’s empty shelves? Were they going to incorporate the mannequins into the exhibit; it all seemed odd to me. Nonetheless, I did want to see this, if for nothing else, for historical value. The event that happened over a century ago led to the creation of this traveling exhibit and I wanted to experience it. DRIVING INTO THE SHOPPING CENTER, WE were directed by signs to the front entrance. As we drove around the empty department store, I noticed all the entrances had some type of black material covering them with locked gates across the front. Maybe I have seen too many horror films, but I wondered how creepy it would be to walk around an abandoned store. Would there be clothes racks scattered about with hangers littering the floor? I got the answer once we walked through the designated entrance. There were temporary walls, painted in a dark blue color, set up with track and spot lighting hanging from the ceiling. Once past the ticket counter we entered a large room without a ceiling, except for the high corrugated metal ceiling of the store, where there were glass display cases spread out through the space, each individually lit from the inside. In the first case, I saw ancient, printed tickets and brochures. The next case had artifacts but the little plaques underneath them stated they were reproductions. The further I went through the exhibit the more I realized many of the items on display were not original or if they were, more than likely they came from the same manufacturer but from a different venue. It was disappointing and no where in the advertisements was this mentioned. I do not want to say I felt cheated, but I could have stayed home and seen photographs and videos of the original stuff. I had a similar reaction to watching this action thriller; I could have watched an earlier film in this genre that was better and more original. A NAVY SEAL’S PLANS TO ACCOMPANY a terrorist suspect to Washington D.C. get derailed when the airport is attacked by mercenaries who have their own reasons for capturing the suspect. With Scott Adkins (Day Shift, John Wicks: Chapter 4) as Jake Harris, Michael Jai White (Blood and Bone, Black Dynamite) as Robert Jackson, Alexis Knapp (Pitch Perfect franchise, Project X) as Jennifer Lomax, Tom Berenger (Platoon, the Big Chill) as Mike Marshall and Waleed Elgad (Four Lions, Mosul) as Amin Mansur; this action thriller lacked creativity and originality. The script was predictable with rudimentary dialog, which made the acting look worse than it may have been. I thought the whole look of the picture came across as low budget quality. And I was surprised to find out this movie was a sequel. I had no idea and do not know if my views would have been any different if I had seen the previous film first. The only positive thing I could see was how the director tried to make the film look like it was one continuous shoot; but outside of that, I thought this picture was a basic no-frills package.
1 ½ stars
Flash Movie Review: A Quiet Place: Day One
NOTHING WAS GOING TO STOP ME from getting to the restaurant, which I had first heard about from a movie. I was on vacation, traveling to a state I had never been to before. Since I was staying close to the border, I looked up to see how far the restaurant was from where I was staying. It was a two-to-two-and-a-half-hour drive. I mapped it out and discovered the trip would be part highway driving and part country roads. All I hoped for was pretty scenery. I had tickets for a couple of tours and events for my stay, so I had to figure out which day I could carve out enough time to drive to and back from the restaurant. The only day that would work was the day I had tickets for a play at night. I was confident I could leave early enough to get there for lunch then drive back and have enough time to freshen up, grab a light dinner, and attend the play. Thursday was going to be the day and I could not wait to try the restaurant’s famous pizza, or at least famous in the movie. Just the idea of being at the place and walking around the area where the movie was filmed gave me a thrill. THURSDAY MORNING, I AWOKE TO DARK cloudy skies. I was not happy about it, but I did not care what the weather was going to be, I was determined to cross state lines and have myself a couple of slices of pizza. With a full tank of gas, my camera, phone charger and a couple of bottles of water, I headed out onto the highway. No sooner had I passed the next entrance ramp to the highway, than there was a sudden flash of lightning followed by a low, rumbling roll of thunder, sounding like it had been drawn out from a subwoofer. The sky ahead was darker than the one I was seeing out of my rearview mirror. It was none to long before I drove right into a wall of beating rain. I could barely see, and my wipers were at the highest speed. Up ahead, I could make out an overpass; so, I made my way to it and pulled over to the side and put on my hazard lights. I could not believe my luck; could not it have waited to rain until I was at least at the restaurant. It was twenty minutes before the rain lightened up slightly, so that I could head back out onto the highway. I had to reduce my speed, but I was determined to make it to the restaurant. A little over an hour later, with the rain reduced to drizzle, I saw up ahead a group of brake lights glowering at me. Now what? As I got closer, I saw an emergency vehicle and realized there was an accident. From a three-lane highway, the emergency personnel had closed all the lanes and were directing cars in single file to drive onto the shoulder around the accident. I stopped looking at the time on the dashboard; though, once I made it through, I started hearing the minutes ticking off in my brain as I tried to surpass the speed limit to make up time. The remainder of the trip was stressful as I knew I would have to rush my plans. But do you know what, it was worth it when I was seated at a booth enjoying my steaming hot pizza. You will understand this feeling if you choose to watch this captivating movie. FINDING HERSELF IN NEW YORK CITY, a terminally ill woman is determined to have pizza from her favorite restaurant. It does not matter if the city is under attack, she wants to get her pizza. With Lupita Nyong’o (The 355, Black Panther franchise) as Samira, Joseph Quinn (Overlord, Make Up) as Eric, Alex Wolff (Pig, The Line) as Reuben, Djimon Hounsou (Grand Turismo, In America) as Henri and Eliane Umuhire (Omen, Trees of Peace) as Zena; this prequel to the science fiction horror franchise has absolutely nothing to apologize for. It was terrific and could easily stand on its own. What I enjoyed about this film was that the focus was on the characters. And having Lupita and Joseph chosen for their roles, they brilliantly brought their characters to life. The other character I must mention is the cat; I could not get over how perfect the cat was in its scenes. I sat on the edge of my seat, holding my breath, during multiple scenes throughout the picture. The script was well done as was the directing. I do not believe one needs to see the previous films to understand what was taking place in this film and for those who have, I suggest not spending the time comparing them to this newest one. This film was more drama driven and for a science fiction horror flick, I appreciated the differences.
3 ½ stars
Flash Movie Review: Hack Your Health: The Secrets of Your Gut
I AM A THIRD GENERATION FAMILY member who has eaten the same lunch for over 30 years. The family members before me used to eat the same thing every day for their lunch, though each of us had a different menu. Mine happens to be the fullest and every single day, when I sit down at the table to start my lunch, I get the same amount of pleasure from that meal. My meal consists of a salad with six varieties of vegetables in it, a low-fat protein on a grain bread, one can of diet cola and an apple. When I was teaching fitness full time, I used to have a bigger lunch which consisted of fat free plain yogurt and one cookie, two if they were small. The only variation my lunch could have would be the salad dressing flavor or the type of bread. Now, here is the oddest thing that recently happened to me. Going to a new doctor, we were discussing what type of diet/lifestyle I do to maintain my weight. I explained my eating the same thing and he asked if I tell my fitness class members to do the same exercise every day. I told him no, that their bodies need a day of rest, especially if they are doing any weight-bearing exercises. He then asked why I would then want to submit my body to the same foods every day; wouldn’t I want to give my body a bigger variety of nutrients? His remarks struck a chord in me. AFTER THAT DOCTOR VISIT, I STARTED thinking about all the different dieting things I did in the past. There is that old saying, “You are what you eat,” which made me wonder if the changes in my body due to the aging process are having an affect on my digestive system. Maybe I should re-evaluate the foods I eat and mix things up a bit. One of my sayings I have always used whenever a class member asks me if I have a recommendation for a diet plan is to “eat foods from all color groups.” In addition, I usually say the only thing to be aware of is to have more calories get out of the body than in it. In other words, one must move every day to burn off some of those calories. Looking at my daily lunch items, I decided I could add plant-based protein to my salad. In turn, I recently started experimenting with different food choices at lunchtime to see how they make me feel. Do I get less tired at midday, does my stomach growl less; these are things I have been thinking about and now after seeing this interesting documentary, I have been thinking even more about what I put in my mouth. SCIENTISTS FOR YEARS HAVE BEEN LOOKING at the gut for answers to their questions on how to maintain good health, both physically and mentally. This lighthearted film hopes to answer some of those questions. Directed by Anjali Nayar (Silas, Gun Runners) and talking with World Champion Hot Dog Eater Takeru Kubayashi and Michelin star pastry chef Maya Okada Erickson among others; I was fascinated with this movie. The lighthearted way they discussed the topics threw me at first; I initially wondered if this was some kind of joke or satire. Plus, it tended to take away the seriousness of the subjects. However, listening to the various scientists and subjects talk about their own health drew me further into the topics. I started to understand the way the topics were being portrayed made sense, since talking about the digestive system and one’s own excrement could easily be a turnoff for viewers. By the time this film was over, my mind was racing with ideas on how I could improve my body’s chances of maintaining a healthy balance in life.
2 ¾ stars
Flash Movie Review: Thelma
THOSE WHO KNOW ME WELL, KNOW I will not open any links they send me via text or email unless they have specifically called me to say they were sending it to me. Some may think my fear borders on paranoia, but I do not care. I have this inherent mistrust of electronics, specifically computers, which makes me overly cautious whenever I must use an electronic device. Not so much the phone unless I am forced to use it for some type of confirmation or step to complete a business transaction. Though I get made fun of, I do not have an ATM card, nor do I do any type of online banking. If I know I am going to be on an extended vacation during the time I know I am to receive a charge card statement or some other type of bill, I double pay the previous month’s bill so there will be enough of a credit balance on my account to cover the following month’s bill. This minor trouble is worth it to me for the price of not paying things online. When I must make an online purchase, I have one dedicated charge card with a small credit limit that I use. That same card I take traveling with me after calling the issuing bank to let them know where I will be. You may think I am too extreme; I simply feel I am protecting myself. THE CLOSEST I CAME TO MAKING an error of judgment and allowing a fraud to unfold was when I received an email from my bank, questioning me about some unusual activity they discovered on my account. The email instructed me to log in, which I did without thinking. When I set up the account, it was because the bank needed my email address to send me documents to approve. So, I created it but did nothing about tying my account to any banking information. As I typed my email address, I was wondering what kind of activity it would be since there was no trail in place to touch my checking and savings accounts. Suddenly, I became aware that this email had to be a scam; so, instead of continuing to enter my personal information, I called the bank to ask them about the activity on my account. They confirmed everything was normal and they had not sent me any type of alert. I was relieved and grateful I did not cause a fraud to occur. However, I know friends and family of mine were not so lucky; their stories are so sad. One of them had a similar experience to the one depicted here in this action comedy, film festival winner. FINALLY REALIZING SHE WAS THE VICTIM of a scam; an elderly grandmother vows to get revenge and justice. With June Squibb (Nebraska, About Schmidt) as Thelma, Fred Hechinger (New of the World, the Woman in the Window) as Daniel, Richard Roundtree (Shaft, Moving On) as Ben, Parker Posey (Dazed and Confused, Lost in Space-TV) as Gail and Clark Gregg (Moxie, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.-TV) as Alan; this movie inspired by true events was a real treat. The whole cast had so much fun, led by the amazing June and Richard with their performances. I thought the script created a simple fun viewing experience. There were a few predictable scenes but overall, the amount of enjoyment watching this cast was worth the admission price. I laughed aloud a few times and sure the idea may have been far-fetched, but I think because of that it works in this film’s favor. And I must make special mention that June is 94 years old and seeing her in some of the predicaments the writers put her through made this viewing experience even better. I appreciated watching, for a change, a good old-fashioned comedy that was not too filling, but had the right mix of comedy and thrills with a few jabs of pre-conceived notions of what old people do. There was an extra scene during the ending credits.
3 ¼ stars
Flash Movie Review: Lisa Frankenstein
A GOOD PORTION OF THE INDIVIDUALS I dated; I did not like it at first. I cannot explain it. Upon either meeting or getting introduced to them, I got a negative reaction to them. One person I met at a house party. They were slightly tipsy while they tried telling these crazy stories about various members of their family. At the end of the evening, they did not have a ride home and the host asked if I would please get them home safely. I was hesitant because I did not want them to get sick in my car and I also felt we had nothing in common, so the ride home would be uncomfortable with us either sitting in silence or me listening to their family drama. As it turned out, they must have sobered up quick or had been putting on an act for most of the evening because we had a friendly conversation. There was more to them than I imagined; they came from a troubled home, learning to use humor to mask their pain. For a first-time conversation, it was not your usual small talk kind about the weather or sports teams. We each talked about growing up with a colorful extended family, and by the time I pulled up in front of their place, we made plans to see one another again. It turned out to be a fun and caring relationship. ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP I HAD STARTED WITH us meeting at a charity event. We were guests in a large ballroom of a downtown hotel, both looking over the items on display for the silent auction. They were standing next to me and made a satirical comment about one of the items; I chuckled and agreed with them. From there we continued making our way together, commenting and joking about the assorted items and guessing what they would go for during the auction. Throughout the evening, we always managed to be near one another. At the close of the evening, we exchanged phone numbers and wished each other well. The following week I got a call and was invited to a party they were hosting. After having a pleasant evening with them at the charity event, their party was something completely different. I found them to be obnoxious as they relished pushing people’s buttons. Granted some of the things coming out of their mouth were quite funny, but the difference I was seeing was drastically different from our last meeting. I was turned off by it. However, after the party they were persistent in their reaching out to me. I discovered who they were when guests were around was so different from when they were by themselves; I could not get over it. As a few weeks went by, they were able to change my opinion and I found myself becoming attracted to them. My relationship with them was like being on a roller coaster and that is why I could understand the main character in this comedy, horror romance. A TEENAGER STRUGGLING TO FIT INTO a new school, meets someone who might understand her, except for the fact he is dead. With Kathryn Newton (Freaky, Ben is Back) as Lisa, Liza Soberano (Everyday I Love You, Forevermore-TV) as Taffy, Jenna Davis (Stay at Home, Treehouse Detectives-TV) as Lori, Trina LaFargue (Five Feet Apart, My Perfect Wedding) as Tricia and Paola Andino (Sno Babies, Every Witch Way-TV) as Misty; I enjoyed the idea for this story. It had a retro vibe to it, like films from the 1980s. Kathryn did an excellent job with her character, and I enjoyed the rest of the cast as well. The beginning started out slow for me and it took awhile before I felt the story starting to come together. There was a small layer of sharp humor that I felt could have been expanded on and the directing needed to be stronger. I did appreciate the way female empowerment, loss and love were managed; but I felt the script could have been so much stronger, delivering a complete knockout of a story. I took a chance on this film and though I did not love it, I found it okay.
2 ¼ stars
Flash Movie Review: Inside Out 2
SOMETHING WAS GROWING ON MY FACE. A look in the mirror did not help me see it, but I could feel it if I pressed the skin in the middle of my forehead. I did not have to wait long before it made its presence known on my face; I had a pimple. Not wanting to go into details because I was so traumatized at an early age, let me just say it looked like a snow-capped mountain surrounded by a red colored moat. I was horrified, right smack in the middle of my forehead. Every day I had to go to school with this mark on my face, I was anxious throughout the day, worried about what anyone would say about it, let alone the snide comments. It was not like it was the only thing going on at the time. There was the issue about my voice cracking and the fact that I was one of the first boys to suddenly grow facial hair. Though, I thought it would be cool if I could get a five o’clock shadow on my face. What I was not expecting was that growing hair on my body meant I needed to use deodorant. There were so many changes going on with me, I was a walking bundle of nerves. AS THE TIME PASSED AND MY beard developed further, another cruel trick was in store for me. Not only did I have to deal with teenage acne, but the hair growing over the lower half of my face was coming in thick, coarse, and curly that would spiral around and go back into my face, causing these red welts to pop up all over my neck. I tried shaving the hairs as soon as I could see them, but there were so many, coming in so fast, that there was no way I could keep up. It was decided I should go to a skin doctor for help. At my appointment, the doctor determined these reddish welts were flat warts and created a schedule where I would have to come in bi-monthly to have them burnt off. So now I had the joy of going to school with these dark red scabs on my neck where the doctor had used a cauterizing needle to burn off the warts. The only good thing and I mean only good thing was I was excused from PE swimming. This lasted a few months until I was told to switch to a straight razor and was able to get a closer shave. Imagine how I must have felt when in college the doctor I saw told me they were never warts, just in-grown hairs. I must tell you adolescence was tough which is why I could understand what the main character was going through in this animated, adventure comedy. WHEN A YOUNG GIRL BEGINS HER teenage years, she is hit with a whole new set of emotions that interfere with not only her ice hockey dreams, but with her life. With Amy Poehler (Wine Country, The House) voicing Joy, Maya Hawke (Do Revenge, Stranger Things-TV) voicing Anxiety, Kensington Tallman (Summer Camp, Home Sweet Rome!) voicing Riley, Liza Lapira (21, The Equalizer-TV) voicing Disgust and Tony Hale (Quiz Lady, Woman of the Hour) voicing Fear; this sequel lived up to the first movie. I thought the script was well done, doing a beautiful job of conveying the angst teenagers go through in a touching and comical way, as the cast certainly did their part in making that happen. The animation was just like the previous film, very imaginative, and I thought the pacing kept things moving along nicely. This was a fun movie watching experience, in a crowded theater, that brought back memories for me. There was an extra scene during the ending credits.
3 ½ stars
Flash Movie Review: Hit Man
BEFORE I COMMIT TO A NEW job, I must first see myself in that position. I cannot imagine I am the only person who acts this way. When I decided to become certified to be a fitness instructor, I used to imagine myself teaching classes during my own workouts. I would be a participant in an aerobics class and replace the instructor with myself in my mind. Maybe this helped build my confidence, or maybe it got me comfortable with the idea of being an instructor; I do not know. However, I will say by seeing myself doing something it did make my first day at the job easier. A long time ago, a furniture company hired me to set up store displays of their home accessories. When I went to the interview, I arrived earlier than the agreed time so I could walk around and look at all the items out on the floor. While I waited to hear back from them after my interview, I did different settings in my head of their products. For example, I would group the vases by color then by size; the terra cotta statuary, I would break out into small groups throughout the store. There were various combinations I would see in my mind, so after I was hired, I was able to quickly adapt and create interesting displays of the store’s products. NOT EVERY JOB I HAD WAS great, which may have attributed to me fantasizing about other professions. During my stint as a salesclerk, I started imagining me being a go-go dancer. From all the clothes on display, the dance music playing, and the clientele; I used to picture myself dancing on platforms and tables while placing clothes items in shopping bags for the customers. There was a brief period where I fantasized me doing surveillance for a government agency. I would trail people I conjured up in my brain and follow them around town, hoping to catch them “red-handed” as they say. From surveillance, I saw myself as a Ninja and from there I saw myself as a long-distance cyclist; the opportunities were endless, and the amusement was abundant. In a way, I think I chose exotic jobs as a way to break up the monotony of the workday; it was fun to pretend to be a superhero for the day. Sure, there were some things that were not realistic; however, there were others I wanted to do but for whatever reason, I never pushed or got pushed to try out for it. I cannot be the only one who has daydreamed of such things, and the proof can be found in this comedy, crime romance. A MILD-MANNERED PROFESSOR WORKING A SIDE job helping the New Orleans police department, discovers he enjoys getting into character until he finds himself attracted to one of his victims. With Glen Powell (Anyone But You, Devotion) as Gary Johnson, Adria Arjona (Morbius, Father of the Bride) as Madison Figueroa Masters, Austin Amelio (No Future, The Walking Dead-TV) as Jasper, Retta (The Greatest Hits, Parks and Recreations-TV) as Claudette and Sanjay Rao (Bad Romance, The One You’re With) as Phil, this film directed by Richard Linklater (Boyhood, Before Midnight) was a big surprise for me. First off, I thought Glen easily managed helming this picture. Secondly, the chemistry between him and Adria was right on target; they were totally believable. The script had its fun and exciting moments, though I have to say I had an issue with the moral dilemma presented. Granted these are my feelings on the subject of “actions beget consequences.” But outside of that, I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. The directing was sharp with a few twists in the story, and it was fun to watch. And after seeing this film, I feel fine continuing to fantasize about various exciting occupations.
3 ¼ stars
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